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#934 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
// Vivek is '05 and the chillest kid you'll ever meet. Conklin is a whacknut... all discussing the AP
Sarah: Yeah that's pretty tricky of them...
Ms. Conklin: Whenever I hear the word "tricky," I am reminded of a stripper. ::looks to Vivek:: Is there a stripper song with the word "tricky" in it?
Vivek: Because of course I am the authority on stripper songs... -
#881 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// In Amateur Radio Club, after Will is using a radio and the backlight cuts out and the display shows random LCD segments
Mr. Bosch: The gremlins are back...
Will: ...?
Mr. Bosch: The gremlins, the creatures that get inside things and mess them up.
Nathan: We need more fairies in here this year to fix that.
Mary: ...?
Nathan: Fairies do useful things, like labeling these: *picks up cable marked "USELESS"* -
#152 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
Snowcap301: When I am kiiiing...
Y2Katie0325: you can be king of your island
Y2Katie0325: but i'll be queen of the world
Snowcap301: Yes, but my island will be a floating nuclear battle fortress guarded by Amazon warriors with magical powers.
Snowcap301: So there.
Snowcap301: ...Bitch. XP
Y2Katie0325: Well... my hotsexy second-in-command pimp (to be named) will organize his hotsexy hoes to surround your island, seduce your warriors, and leave you unprotected!
Y2Katie0325: Then, your warriors will have AIDS, and your island will be under my command!
Snowcap301: ...My Amazons aren't lesbians!
Y2Katie0325: But my hoes are just that hot.
Y2Katie0325: Take that. Bitch.
Snowcap301: Damnation. -
#5584 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
// Discussing an article about how mothers react to pictures of their own baby vs. other babies
S: You see a cute little baby and you go "Aww!" But you see your own baby and you go "Oh my little child! COME HERE!" The reaction is much different.
Dr. Cammer: ...Nahhh, I don't believe that.
S: Well why not?
Dr. C: All babies look alike. And they're all ugly. -
#5320 + ()/39 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Smith is replying to a series of questions he's been asked in emails with a mass email to all his students
Q. You said you got 5th period's data to fit the predicted slopes within about 10% for all three plots. I'm using 6th period's data and I can't get closer than about 20%.
A. That's not actually a question.
And later...
Q. Why are you so incredibly good-looking?
A. The orange vest helps, but it's mostly genetic. -
#4732 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// In Quizbowl, K has just called someone an ass, but Mrs. Gecan didn't hear
K: Mrs. Gecan, am I allowed to use the derogatory term for "donkey" here?
Mrs. Gecan: You mean "dumbass"?
K: Well, that too, but I was thinking "ass."
Mrs. Gecan: Oh yeah, that's fine... just make sure it's justified. -
#4657 + ()/15 - [ Report ]
// In physics talking about rotation and torque.
Scholla: So here's a wheelchair wheel. These things are hard to get. You sneak into a nursing home at night...
*Class laughs*
Scholla: ...and old people put up a fight, even when you try to convince them it's for a good cause... -
#4506 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Discussing transgender children in Psych
Albert: I think that children who are transgender should wait to live their lives as the opposite gender, because surgeries such as phalloplasty are risky and purely cosmetic.
Mrs. Brown: You've been just waiting to say "phalloplasty," haven't you?
Albert: *grins*
