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• #3604 + (+16)/20 - [ Report ]

  // Dr. Walker is trying to get students to understand what is "acting" and "reacting" in Newton's Law
  Student A: Force?
  Dr. Walker: Yes!
  Student B: But I said that five minutes ago!
  Dr. Walker: I'm ignoring you.  You don't exist.

  Tags: physics walker

• #3584 + (+16)/62 - [ Report ]

  // While discussing the 'grinding' issue at soc hops in math
  Mr. Auerbach: Those meetings are the worst things ever. I don't understand why you guys just can't line dance.
  JB: Instead of line dancing, we should have vector dancing!

  Tags: auerbach math

• #3116 + (+16)/16 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Williams: If you look at what's on the internet, there's a lot more depictions of pleasure than there is pain.

  Tags: williams

• #3077 + (+16)/20 - [ Report ]

  // After Mr. Miller moves to block the class's view of the snow
  Mr. Miller: I'm sorry I'm not cold and wet.
  Katie: And fluffy!
  Mr. Miller: I'm white, but not that white.

  Tags: miller

• #2973 + (+16)/44 - [ Report ]

  Coach Kim: "To be or not to be." Is that Hamlet or the Tempest?
  1: Aren't you an English major?
  Coach Kim: Just because I'm an English major doesn't mean I have Hamlet mesmerized.

  Tags: kim

• #2800 + (+16)/32 - [ Report ]

  // Taking a video of someone
  A: Say "I'm bored" when I count down to "Zero".
  A: One, Two,...

  Tags: tj

• #2747 + (+16)/24 - [ Report ]

  // During 7th period AP Chemistry, talking about combustion analysis
  Dr. Jones: So we're going to take this compound and we're going to beat the crap out of it with heat.

  Tags: chemistry jones

• #2643 + (+16)/18 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing study tips in college
  Mr. Kummer: So on those few days in Charlottesville when you AREN'T sitting in front of a keg...

  Tags: kummer

• #2367 + (+16)/20 - [ Report ]

  // Part of a history assignment for Mr. Helm's class
  Put  “brain-sweat” into it!  Let me hear you: Unnnngh!

  Tags: helm

• #2264 + (+16)/48 - [ Report ]

  // Listening to music in the car
  Sean Cruz: Hey, what's that song that goes "one, two, three, four?"
  Teddy McNeill: ...
  Teddy McNeill: Are you retarded?

  Tags: sean_cruz teddy_mcneill

• #2201 + (+16)/44 - [ Report ]

  *Student A bops Student B with a bookbag*
  Student B: Ow!
  Student A: (melodramatically) Oh my God! Wherever I go, I hurt people! I can't help it! It happens all the time! *cries*
  Student C: Hitler had that problem too.

• #2060 + (+16)/22 - [ Report ]

  Aaron: Do you realize that you've called on me for the past three classes now? Which is weird, because we've only really had one problem per class.
  Mr. Bagden: It's because I don't like you.
  // Class laughs
  // Aaron starts to answer question
  Mr. Bagden: Did you _really_ just say that? Did you really just call me out for picking on you? The nerve of kids these days.

  Tags: bagden

• #1941 + (+16)/28 - [ Report ]

  // Mike throws a bottle cap at Maneesh and misses.
  // Later:
  Mike: I'm hungry.
  Maneesh: Where'd that cap go?  You could eat that.
  Mike: It's over there, but I don't think it'd be very good for me...
  Maneesh: Yeah, you'd have to bust a cap out of your ass.

• #1572 + (+16)/22 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Walker: I've got mad button-pushing skills.

  Tags: walker

• #1504 + (+16)/30 - [ Report ]

  // After Sean had received a frozen root beer from the vending machine
  Sean: Hey guys, guess what state this root beer is in!
  Kenneth: Frozen!
  Nicole: Frozen!
  Lisa: Arkansas!

• #1292 + (+16)/18 - [ Report ]

  // While Mr. Latimer is teaching class
  Mr. Latimer: All right. I have no idea what I'm doing. But it looks GOOD!

  Tags: latimer

• #1277 + (+16)/16 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Majeske: Feminists were activists.  They were out there marching with placards, burning bras...
  James: WHOA.
  Vida: Not with them on!

• #1230 + (+16)/20 - [ Report ]

  // In English, discussing a part in Isaac's Storm when a dog jumps off a raft to search for other people
  Kyle: My imagination says the dog lived.
  Ms. Orser: Your imagination is WRONG!

  Tags: orser

• #942 + (+16)/16 - [ Report ]

  JasonGJi: which is ... basically diffeq on crack
  JasonGJi: they call it "the Fourier transform".
  Arucard536: ?
  JasonGJi: i don't know what it means, except that i don't like the sound of "Fourier"
  Arucard536: my house has a fourier, i think, if im spelling it right
  JasonGJi: it's pronounced "four-ee-ay"
  JasonGJi: french
  Arucard536: oh.
  Arucard536: then i dont have of them.
  Arucard536: -.-
  JasonGJi: what your house has is a /foyer/.
  Arucard536: yes.
  Arucard536: yes it does.

• #937 + (+16)/28 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Dell: Joules are precious.

  Tags: dell physics

• #811 + (+16)/20 - [ Report ]

  mypantsimploded: what is this
   chocoholix99: ...?
   chocoholix99: what is what?
   mypantsimploded: this homecoming court
   mypantsimploded: why are we sending people to homecoming court
   mypantsimploded: what did they do
   mypantsimploded: ?

• #658 + (+16)/18 - [ Report ]

  Grace: Do you guys do PROVOCATIVE THINGS AT BAND CAMP?!
  Lisa: Well, there are two band camp dances...
  Grace: That's disappointing.
  Lisa: Sorry, what do you want me to do?
  Grace: Have sex?

• #650 + (+16)/20 - [ Report ]

  Conklin: I drew an arrow down because he's going backwards in time

  Tags: conklin

• #592 + (+16)/22 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about relativity and reference frames
  Mr. Bagden: So, if I'm moving at the speed of light, I can look down and see my length...

  Tags: bagden

• #357 + (+16)/18 - [ Report ]

  Staubs: I'm three-fourths evil!
  Druker: What's the other fourth?
  Staubs: Mostly English.

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