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#1520 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Talking about chinese school where B's mom teaches...
A: you know, your mom really hated me when i was in her class
B: no...
A: yes. I and a bunch of other people sat in the back and she hated us.
B: well she hated me too when i was in her class...
A: you're her daughter, of course she hated you -
#295 + ()/21 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Mac OS X 10.4 on a dark & rainy night at around 11:45 PM
allmustbventured: and my dashboard weather widget definitely says it's sunny and cloudless right now in ashburn
allmustbventured: ashburn, virginia
AntarcticPhoenix: hm
AntarcticPhoenix: sunny
AntarcticPhoenix: er
AntarcticPhoenix: yes
AntarcticPhoenix: im using my solar powered flashlight right now
allmustbventured: you have a solar powered flashlight?
allmustbventured: man, that is so cool
allmustbventured: oh wait, i'm an idiot -
#5861 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// Creative writing in Ms. Iorga's class
Ms. Iorga: These objects I will be passing out to you will become your new friends for this creative writing. First, I want you to explore your new friend with your touch. Begin to touch your friend...
Class: ...Ms. Iorga!
Ms. Iorga: It's part of the writing process! Okay, so continue to grope your new friend... -
#5740 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// Discussing deletions and insertions of genes
Cobb: So there are knock-out genes where a gene is purposely silenced. And there are knock-in genes where a gene is inserted instead. There are also knock-down genes where the expression of a gene is reduced.
Cobb: Can you think of any more? I can but it's a bit inappropriate. -
#5616 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// First period Biotech. We are supposed to be working on our proposal presentations. David is studying Geosystems
Mr. G: David, that's not your presentation I see. *hits David with pen*
David: Ow! Hey, that's corporal punishment!
Mr. G: That's not corporal punishment! You want corporal punishment? There are so many uses for pipettes... -
#4792 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the lengthy physics lab reports students had to write
Mr. Rose: You know, I don't even get paid extra for the time I spend grading these. I get a fixed amount independent of the actual hours I spend working.
Student: Then what are you doing here?
Mr. Rose: *stops and stares at student*
