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// Mr. Tyson talking to a group of students near a newly locked boys' bathroom

Mr. Tyson: So if you're a boy and you need to go pee-pee, go use the girls' restroom.

#1529 + (−10)/10 - [ Report ]

Student: Do we get a consternation prize?

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// K's 7th grade sister wants to take a course next year because some guy will be in it. K is trying to dissuade her.
K: Yeah, so last year I almost took... bionanotechnocomsmophysionology... because this girl was gonna be in it. But then I didn't. Yeah.

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// At practice for the Chapel Square Combo, discussing possible songs
Director: Do you guys know "The Man I Love"?

#688 + (−10)/16 - [ Report ]

-> nickname (God) is already in use
-> press (Control+F1) to retry!

#653 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

"I vote give the deer STDs!"

#646 + (−10)/18 - [ Report ]

TheDanTran: there is something hardcore about using the internet on a TV except totally not
twizmer: it's sorta hardcore in the way that hanging out of a window drunk screaming at traffic is hardcore.
TheDanTran: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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xhuwin: Don't go calling him an ass hole or antyhing.
xhuwin: that would be temerious.
HellHawk123: HellHawk123: YOU ASSHOLE!!
HellHawk123: dude you read me like a book

#546 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

// Discussing Dmitri Shostakovich
"Shost my kovich!"
"Shost *your* kovich?"
"Shost *a* kovich!"

#397 + (−10)/16 - [ Report ]

Kiimu: tiimu is a caucasian princess!
Car: more like an asian princess with a cock.

#382 + (−10)/14 - [ Report ]

car: malloc() is a party and a half!
berkhahn: is free() the other half?
car: yes. yes it is.

#319 + (−10)/14 - [ Report ]

Eli: Is it just me, or have you noticed it about the EA opening thing? I mean, the 'Challenge Everything' is starting to sound more and more like 'Worship Satan'. By 2011, they'll have just dropped the pretense, their games will start with "EA Games, WORSHIP SATAN YOU PATHETIC MORTAL WORM!!!!!!!. Um... Challenge everything.'

#296 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

"Did he just crap out a lightning bolt?"

#242 + (−10)/18 - [ Report ]

twinofmunin: =========================[}
twinofmunin: *thwuck*
twinofmunin: you have been pied
NorthernS0ng: oh come ON, I rolled a 19

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octoputato: what exactly does it feel like to de-pwn something
TheDanTran: ...
TheDanTran: de-pwn?
octoputato: yeah.
octoputato: unpwn
octoputato: u kno
octoputato: the un-doing of pwning
TheDanTran: I've never heard of undoing a pwning
TheDanTran: but...
octoputato: well its like someone else pwns it now
octoputato: bad wording
TheDanTran: me being the pwner, or the pwnee?
octoputato: as in u used to be the pwner and then u weren't
octoputato: i got the lowest score on my cs test all year
TheDanTran: hm.
TheDanTran: it feels like crap
TheDanTran: to be de-pwned.
octoputato: but isn't it a bit relieving?
octoputato: yeah ur rite it isn't.

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TheDanTran: You know you have way too much time when... you throw random mirrored smilies at car.
cpujeff122: quiet you
cpujeff122: get back to work
cpujeff122: plus, they aren't smilies. they're just the eyes
TheDanTran: bah
TheDanTran: >.<
cpujeff122: don't you start

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Mr. Lewis: There are three leads on each transistor. The ones on the end are the collector and emitter, and the one in the middle is the base.
Josh: *grabs the middle lead of several transistors* ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

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Apurva: Wait, Mr. Kummer, why is the answer democracy? Oh wait, never mind.
Kummer: Epic fail, Apurva, EPIC FAIL.

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// Conversation died. Five minutes pass.
1: ...So, what's your favorite element name?
2: ...
1: Mine's Seaborgium. :)

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// Is having the domain name 'hardwiki.org' sketchy?
Alexa: Like, as a pickup line.
Lee Burton: Why don't you and I visit my domain... hardwiki.org.

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Brian: Damnit, I'm always so disoriented when I come out of this Chinese place!!
Michael: ...
Patrick: ...
// Laughter explosion

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// Remarking on Jesse's rather thick eyebrows
Laura: You know that Black Forest in Germany? Well, it's not actually in Germany-- it's on Jesse's face.

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Sarah: And of course counselors will encourage you if you're -
Yi: Stupid.
Sarah: - to get into a -
Yi: To make doors.

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// MUN crisis committee -- Joel is acting as a terrorist who infected himself with avian influenza to spread it to other people
Raamin: Here's a terrorist we found! *throws a coughing Joel into the center of the circle* You can question him!
Drew: Are you sure it's safe for us to be this close to him?

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Brian: You're a dick.
Student A: Thank you for that assessment.