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#844 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// Alg 2 class, Mrs. Donohue is commenting on everyone's glazed looks
Mrs. Donohue: You guys need to bring in something like coffee or some other drug---
*pause*
Mrs. Donohue: ...some drink with caffeine in it because I'm getting all these Dunkin Donuts looks from you guys, all glazed over.
Mrs. Donohue: ...don't quote me on that. -
#759 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// At a marching band competition, watching the VT marching band doing an exhibition
Jack: Man, this awesome! They're doing the hokey pokey! With sousaphones! I'm going to Virginia Tech just to be in the marching band.
Christian: You know, this is probably pretty standard for college marching bands.
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Jack: I'm going to college. -
#3477 + ()/29 - [ Report ]
<Fungahhh> oh my god
<Fungahhh> do you remember my capp project
<Fungahhh> guess what i got on it
<spekk> what did you get fung?
<Fungahhh> 100%
<Fungahhh> you should've seen how much fucking bullshit i put in there
<Fungahhh> one of the questions it asked what you want to be when you grow up
<Fungahhh> i put down ASTRONOT
<Fungahhh> and like the one part where you're supposed to "brainstorm goals" and there's a blank page you have to write down ideas on
<Fungahhh> i drew a picture of godzilla attacking a city
<Fungahhh> and i was wearing this cape
<Fungahhh> with this arrow that pointed at me and said ME
