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#4915 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Lewis has just drawn a cylinder with a hole through it on the Inventor program
Mr. Lewis: You can create several components on this program and assemble them together! Now unfortunately, you all just came back from FLE... but for example... you can stick a rod through this cylinder... -
#4869 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// Watching Frankenstein in English. The Creature growls suggestively at Elizabeth
Mr. Pollet: Oh! I have a story about...no, never mind.
Daniel: No, Mr. Pollet, tell us!
Mr. Pollet: No, I was just saying that I have some experience with that...
Katie: Now you have to tell us!
Daniel: Yeah, you can't just leave it at "no, never mind."
Mr. Pollet: No. Come back when you're 18. -
#4450 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
// Commenting on #4358:
Majeske: You know, my wife and children give me a hard time over TJbash.
Majeske: This morning, they sat there eating their cereal and said, "Faith points?" and I took a moment to work out what they were saying, and then I realized.
Majeske: As if my life isn't hard enough as it is! -
#4398 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
// Students are talking loudly during 8th period Physics tutoring
Mr. Scholla: Guys, quiet down, there's a student taking a test in here.
*Students continue talking*
Mr. Scholla: Unless you want me to come back there and open a can of whoopass on you.
Nathan: Let's keep all those cans of whoopass right where they are. -
#4357 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// At lunch in the halls, AKim is showing off his new game cube controller that is black and white
Andrew Kim: I just got a custom game cube controller! Look at the cord, it's white!
// Mr. Majeske walks by
Majeske: And do you have a problem with it being white? You should join us for our civil rights unit next month. -
#2867 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
Mr. McFaden: Mechanical isolation is when parts just don't fit. Can you imagine that little macho chihuahua barking away at that female [some large canine species] as he's trying to mate with her? You see? It just won't work... (*he waits like 5 seconds as the students are picturing the dogs*) Don't even think about it the other way around!
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#1744 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// During HUM Ethan puts apple sticker in Sean's hair
// Sean attempts to get apple sticker out of hair by shaking head violently
Mr. McCarthy: *remove sticker from hair* Wow, this looks like a fruit label. How did this get in your hair?
Sean: Divine intervention.
Ethan: Sweet! He just called me God!
