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#3826 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
// APUSH with Mr. Sleete
// Mr. Sleete makes a horrible pun.
Tejas: Please don't ever tell that pun again, Mr. Sleete. Please.
Deniz: I can feel the grade falling.
Mr. Sleete: I can hear it. EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee... poof.
Deniz: You should give him a dash. (the lowest AP grade)
Mr. Sleete: No, he came in here this morning and told me that he doesn't like Teddy Roosevelt, my favorite president. I'll invent something lower than a dash. I'll call it the Tejas. -
#2181 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
The PLNK: you know what scares me
The PLNK: if like
The PLNK: i close someones window
The PLNK: thinking that they may IM me at that instant
DeathByBattleaxe: yeah
DeathByBattleaxe: that usually happens to me, too
DeathByBattleaxe: it's always right when i'm trying to leave, too
DeathByBattleaxe: or with someone i don't really want to talk to
The PLNK: LOLLL
The PLNK: YEAH
The PLNK: wait
The PLNK: i thought you said no one talks to you except me.
DeathByBattleaxe: yeah -
#2021 + ()/37 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Forbes is about to start class and it's loud in the hallway
Mr. Forbes: Okay, first we're going to talk about yesterday's SLOB and then -
// Noise in hallway reaches incredibly loud volume
// Mr. Forbes walks over to the door, sticks his head out, and barks loudly.
// Comes in, resumes what he was saying -
#1381 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// While learning about Japanese "Christmas Cakes," a holiday tradition in Japan, apparently...Japanese housewives serve them to their families on Christmas Day.
Rochkind-sensei: *In Japanese* Who do the Japanese call "Christmas Cakes?"
Class: What?!
Rochkind-sensei: *Also in Japanese* 26-year old single women.
Class: What?!
Rochkind-sensei: *In English* Because after the 25th, no one wants to buy a Christmas Cake. -
#1245 + ()/23 - [ Report ]
// Topics field trip to the National Academy of Sciences, talking to a large group
Mr. Jensen (a staff member): So we said no to doing research on raisins because it benefitted a cereal manufacturer that will be unnamed. If we aren't objective in our research, no one in Congress or the government will want to use us. You have to hold on to your objectivity very tightly. Once it's gone, there's no getting it back. It's like your virginity.
Mr. Jensen: ...I won't get in trouble with the School Board for that, right?
