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• #950 + (−9)/19 - [ Report ]

  Judas: PHYSECKS!!
  S. Mike: ...
  S. Mike: Thought it was
  S. Mike: physucks
  Judas: eh
  Judas: one and the same
  S. Mike: So... secks sucks?
  Judas: no
  Judas: nononono
  Judas: damn
  S. Mike: Hah.
  S. Mike: Owned.   

• #595 + (−9)/15 - [ Report ]

  ***ywlke288 diverts to inflict pain on stebby's balls instead
  stebbyguy: o.O
  ywlke288: yes thats what they look like now

• #414 + (−9)/13 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: so uhm. right now, shower for me. catch you on the flipside.
  TheDanTran: ...there's a back to the Internet?

• #238 + (−9)/13 - [ Report ]

  HellHawk123: see i had to add some spice
  HellHawk123: or as sra. krafft would say
  HellHawk123: aspice
  scake273: nono
  scake273: it's
  scake273: eeespice
  scake273: like
  scake273: escool
  scake273: do you go to escool?
  HellHawk123: yeah
  HellHawk123: or sra. gonz's case
  scake273: schOOOOOOell
  scake273: *constipated face*
  HellHawk123: yeah

• #56 + (−9)/19 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: you know you're really far gone when someone asks "where can you download a good firewall for windows for free?" and you snap "http://www.kernel.org"   

• #51 + (−9)/23 - [ Report ]

  Lee Burton (SG1BC): *<3 rsync*
  TheDanTran: ...
  TheDanTran: ...
  TheDanTran: you're not car, you are barred from using <3
  Lee Burton (SG1BC): c.c
  TheDanTran: GAH
  TheDanTran: you're not car, you are barred from using c.c
  Lee Burton (SG1BC): c.c
  Lee Burton (SG1BC): *<3 c.c*
  TheDanTran: ...
  TheDanTran: :sigh:

  Tags: syslab

• #49 + (−9)/11 - [ Report ]

  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): ironically, a math problem is annoying the heck out of me now, so...
  TheDanTran: But math problem. Maybe I can help?
  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): heh
  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): probably not
  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): even if you could, i'd still rather solve it myself
  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): oh crap, i come off as some arrogant snob...

  Tags: stephen_chi

• #48 + (−9)/13 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: sleeping animals are like sacks of rice
  twinofmunin: you can sort of...aim them

• #26 + (−9)/15 - [ Report ]

  // This was about physics. Really.
  y2katie0325: the round conductor woogie looks like a really really strange boob

  Tags: physics

• #5926 + (−8)/26 - [ Report ]

  // In science policy with Torrence
  // Two students are absent
  Torrence: Well, maybe they gave each other mono...

  Tags: torrence

• #5713 + (−8)/28 - [ Report ]

  Osborne: So...I know Brandon Pang is missing --
  Will: So we'll have a shortage of TJbash submissions from this period?

  Tags: brandon_pang osborne will_qian

• #5636 + (−8)/40 - [ Report ]

  // In the syslab after school, around 16:00
  Jake: So I told her the that the strippers would be here at four and the male strippers would be here at five.
  Anish: But I'm already here.

  Tags: anish_tondwalkar jake_shields sysadmins

• #5136 + (−8)/66 - [ Report ]

  // Sam Sohn's status: NEW RULE V. 2.1.: Unless I give you permission, you may not ask physics questions. Ask me if you aren't sure whether you're allowed.
  Robert Campion: Your rules have versions?
  Sam Sohn: Oh yes / Version 1 was 7 questions per week per person / Then I got a bit harsh with Version 2 (no questions at all) / Then got a bit more lenient
  Robert Campion: So you're asymptotically approaching `very strict' with an oscillating function?

  Tags: physics robert_campion sam_sohn

• #4638 + (−8)/32 - [ Report ]

  // You can text quotes to (571) 249-2274, or just leave us dumb voicemail. Whatever works. Here's a sample:
  (571) 251-XXXX: Tacos please.

  Tags: tjbash

• #4073 + (−8)/20 - [ Report ]

  Student: Ms. Frome, do you have the answers to these worksheets on Blackboard?
  Ms. Frome: No.  My fairy godmother who gives me my answers hasn't given me the answers to those yet.

  Tags: frome math

• #3885 + (−8)/28 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about the closing of the American frontier.
  Student: Make a connection to biology.
  Struck: Our organism could not grow because the frontier was closed.
  Struck: Many feared that our organism would die.

  Tags: struck

• #2866 + (−8)/20 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Frels: Yeah, that's a great electric probe up the butt vowel.

  Tags: frels

• #2492 + (−8)/40 - [ Report ]

  Michael: You can't tell me that infix is better than prefix notation! You don't need parentheses!
  Jacob: So you're saying that LISP doesn't need parentheses.

• #2491 + (−8)/28 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about singer Cher's idea to reduce global warming by using only one SHEET of toilet paper per shit.
  Brian continues: ...And she added to her plan "except for those 'pesky times' when you need 2-3 sheets."
  Patrick: Couldn't you just take a bunch of tiny shits and like, integrate?

• #2334 + (−8)/42 - [ Report ]

  *Someone puts on Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back on the TV*
  // Arvin, who has never seen Star Wars before, walks up and starts watching.
  Arvin: Oh, so THIS is Star Wars! Who's the Obi-Wan Kenobi guy? Wait, is that Dark Vather?

• #2192 + (−8)/24 - [ Report ]

  Tom: I'm fat.  I don't have to wear pants.

• #2136 + (−8)/12 - [ Report ]

  // In the car to ice-skating on the last day of school before break
  W: *Being weird*
  E: Don't you have a remote to control him or something, A?
  W: Yeah, but she forgot it at home.
  A: Well, he has a manual override in the back, but he's sitting on it.

• #1915 + (−8)/22 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Connelly: Cosmo is my favorite magazine to look at while I'm waiting in the line at the grocery store.

  Tags: connelly

• #1889 + (−8)/14 - [ Report ]

  // In Philosophy class
  Matt: God doesn't have parts.

  Tags: philosophy

• #1867 + (−8)/16 - [ Report ]

  Sean: are you going to the party?
  Jamie: hellz yeah
  Sean: canz i getz a ride dawg?
  Jamie: sorry you'd be the second illegal
  Jamie: and my mom seems to think i shouldnt have any... pttb
  Sean: damnit!
  Sean: i'm a natural citizen!

  Tags: jamie_johnston sean_cruz

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