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#2070 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// During a discussion about our 'ideal teacher' and Mr. Behling is standing nearby.
Steven: He has to have a big-ass ring.
Connor: Mr. Behling, is that a pimp ring or a regular class ring?
// Mr. Behling walks away laughing for a while, but returns.
Mr. Behling: It's everything you imagined and more. -
#565 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Referring to party in TA to which Tom was supposed to bring drinking cups.
Tom: You know, a funny thing happened when I tried to get the cups... We didn't have any. Luckily, my family is cheap. So instead of wasting our money buying cups, we just stole them...from our church. I wouldn't try to drink anything if you have an allergy to holy water. -
#559 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
// Mrs. Nelson talking about what not to wear during IBET Symposium to our entire IBET.
Mrs. Nelson: As for the ladies, you don't want to wear anything that shows cleavage because it would be embarrasing when one of us would have to say "Pull up that dress! I'm seeing way too much cleavage, Jarel!" -
#452 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
Frau Slagle, 1999: "So, what of Justin?" (a student spotting skipping class to play disc directly in front of the classroom)
Greg: "He said to tell you he was taking an SOL. He also broke his arm, and went to the clinic. Then he decided he needed some fresh air, so he went outside. They're calling an ambulance now... you can't hear it, though. It's a deaf people ambulance. It has little flashing lights, and when you look at them in broad daylight, they're white-ish and you can't really see them. It's better for when it's dark, like in the ghetto. It's for all the deaf ghetto children."
Frau Slagle: "...are you quite finished?" -
#5950 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
// A girl walks into class late with pancakes, hands Mr. Pollet a note
Mr. Pollet: *sarcastically* Oh and you even brought pancakes for me!
Girl: Actually yeah, I brought these for you.
Mr. Pollet: *looking surprised* Everyone, this is how you should come late to class. A note and pancakes. Give her a round of applause!
Class: *claps* -
#5421 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
Dr. Uston: Dust mites are annoying pests, they can bite.
Class: ???
Dr. Uston: What, you've never woken up with dark red spots all over your body?
// Later
Dr. Uston: They've trained dogs to smell dust mites!
N: I think you're talking about bed bugs.
Dr. Uston: Don't dust mites bite? Why would I be talking about bedbugs? -
#5282 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
// Mrs. Schmid is retiring and is telling the class about the possible replacement teacher
Schmid: And even if he doesn't know the curriculum exactly, he can just pick another teacher to stay a week behind in lesson plans.
Student: But then we won't finish!
Schmid: Yeah, but do you really care?
