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• #1127 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Jones: (during 1st period) You'd think that 1st period would be dead all the time, but you guys are actually very much living. I appreciate that.

  Tags: jones

• #1083 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing apple pie as a part of American culture in anthropology
  Student: Apple pie is American.
  Another student: I've never had apple pie...
  Ms. Gecan: Ok, you guys, see, she hasn't had apple pie before.  Is she an American?
  Whole class: NO!!!

  Tags: gecan

• #632 + (+27)/31 - [ Report ]

  AntarcticPhoenix: i was only trying to reconfigure x... i've just reinstalled half the system...
  JasonGJi: well done
  // Just a minute later
  AntarcticPhoenix: i think it just installed tetris.
  JasonGJi: woo, you did something right!
  AntarcticPhoenix: yeah.
  AntarcticPhoenix: well.
  AntarcticPhoenix: the tetris installation worked.
  AntarcticPhoenix: but i was trying to set the screen resolution.

  Tags: jason_ji nathan_watson

• #618 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

  Zack: Those linguists are perverts. What kind of field uses words like "dipthong" and "labial fricative"?

• #476 + (+27)/29 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Eagen, 1999:  "It's a Monday morning and we're all ready to do some fun math problems, aren't we class? YES, Mrs. Eagen!  God, I love Mondays!"

  Tags: eagen

• #447 + (+27)/29 - [ Report ]

  Dan, 1999:  "Isn't the force one?"
  Dr. Dell:  "The force may be with us, but it's not one."
  Jason:  "Is it Obi-One?"

  Tags: dell

• #280 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

  // Mrs. MacLean is explaining that she won't be in Monday, so Mr. Zack will teach both English and Gov.
  Mrs. MacLean: On Monday, Mr. Zack will be me and himself.
  Sahm: Oh the things they do with science.

  Tags: maclean zack

• #247 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about economic stimulus (in an AP free response question), Mr. Kummer notices Amy is rubbing her legs together because she is cold
  Kummer: This will probably come out wrong, but are you stimulated?

  Tags: kummer

• #220 + (+27)/29 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about imperialism in Hum Class
  Lee: Bill Gates could, like, buy France.
  Evan: Sure...
  Lee: Maybe he should just buy Lexmark.
  Evan: ...The printer company?
  Lee: Uhh... no I mean... ummm...
  Evan: Do you mean Luxembourg?
  Lee: Yeah...    

• #209 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

  // During the Hum II field trip, outside the Hirshhorn building
  Ravi Udeshi: *picks up cell phone* Hello? Who is this? *pause* This better not be a telemarketer, because I have better things to do with my time. I'm on the toilet right now. *pause* Hello? I'M ON THE TOILET RIGHT NOW! I don't waste time with telemarketers. *pause* Oh, hi Michael. SHIT.

  Tags: ravi_udeshi

• #125 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

  David K: That's not violating her! It has to be above the elbow!

• #67 + (+27)/29 - [ Report ]

  "If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"
                                -Unknown

• #5444 + (+28)/34 - [ Report ]

  // During primate lecture
  Dr. Del Cerro: ...like the primates in China. You know, the koalas who climb poles and eat bamboo...

  Tags: biology del_cerro

• #5113 + (+28)/46 - [ Report ]

  // Second week of school in US/VA HUM
  Struck: Listen up! We have something very important to say!
  Struck: If we ever happen to have a fire drill, we go this way, down the stairs.
  Struck: Not like it would happen any time soon... But if we just so happened to be in this room during a fire drill, that's the way to go.
  *Fire Alarm goes off*

  Tags: struck

• #4966 + (+28)/30 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Majeske is handing out final exams to his AP Government class
  Mr. Majeske: There will be no freebies on this exam -
  Brian: No freebies?  Do you want me to fail?
  // Mr. Majeske glares at Brian
  Brian: Do we still get a point for the heading?

  Tags: government majeske

• #4823 + (+28)/40 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Rose just caught someone napping.
  Mr. Rose: You know, you got off easy. I had to use a big stick to wake up someone in an earlier period.
  Student: Did you speak softly?
  Rest of the class: *groans*

  Tags: j_rose physics

• #4328 + (+28)/34 - [ Report ]

  // English 11, Mr. Green is walking around to check student's progress on their work. One student has not managed to complete much.
  Mr. Green: Oh come on, it's been 45 minutes, surely you must have gotten *something* done. Show me your paper.
  Student: *hesitantly flips the sheet over*
  Mr. Green: *screams*

  Tags: english green

• #4056 + (+28)/30 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kummer: What group of islands off the coast of Africa was uninhabited at the time of their discovery?
  Student: The Virgin Islands?
  Mr. Kummer: Not the Virgin Islands...I said they were uninhabited, not un.....sexed.

  Tags: kummer

• #3914 + (+28)/46 - [ Report ]

  // Playing Rock Band with some of the Manchoir guys.
  Danny: *singing* It's the eye of the tiger...
  Andrew: *comes along, harmonizes*
  *The Mic icon on the band meter starts falling*
  Danny: PALMER, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T GET BONUS POINTS FOR HARMONIZING.

  Tags: choir

• #3814 + (+28)/30 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing taxes
  Mr. Kummer: So you're saying you get a tax break for having children?
  Mr. Struck: Yes...
  Mr. Kummer: I better get on that!

  Tags: kummer struck

• #3754 + (+28)/62 - [ Report ]

  // Richard can't get his computer to log on.
  Richard: Ugh, God hates me.
  McFaden: Why do we have to be restricted to God?

  Tags: mcfaden

• #3631 + (+28)/38 - [ Report ]

  // Dr. Dell is lecturing.
  Dr. Dell (to Emma): Why do you have such a weird look on your face?
  Emma: I don't have a weird look on my face! You're hallucinating.
  Dr. Dell: I'm not hallucinating. I know when I'm hallucinating.

  Tags: dell

• #3182 + (+28)/28 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing politics in AP Gov
  Student: I only know what NAFTA is because of Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter.

  Tags: government

• #3145 + (+28)/46 - [ Report ]

  // In somewhere similar to TJ.
  Student 1: Ohmygod, this feels like home.
  Student 2: ...home? Did you mean TJ?
  Student 1: Damnit.
  Student 2: TJ ≠ home.
  Student 1: Yes, it does.

  Tags: tj

• #2936 + (+28)/36 - [ Report ]

  After listening to Mr. Frels claim credit for TJ becoming the number one high school
  Nick: Mr. Frels claims the credit for everything. If there were a sudden resurgence in the giant panda population, Frels would be like, 'Oh yeah, I repopulated the pandas!'

  Tags: frels

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