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#1721 + ()/10 - [ Report ]
// Relating a conversation speaker 1 had with an old female friend
Speaker 1: "There have been several occasions where I really needed ass. So I simply hang out with a male friend, pretty much any single male friend, and fulfill my need, haha..."
Speaker 1: Man. I miss my old friends.
Speaker 2: I miss your old friends too. -
#1655 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// Coach is deciding when soccer practice will be during break
Coach: And when I say its "optional" it means if you're around, you better be there. No excuses like "I was hanging out with my... cousin."
Jordan: HAHA cousins? Who hangs out with their cousins? I mean, what about boyfriends?
Coach: Jordan you said the "b" word... ON THE LINE -
#1131 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
/* Oldie but a goodie */
// Kings of Chaos got a lot of Internet traffic, even back in 2003!
TheMasterMind1: oofh
TheMasterMind1: i think thats our log
TheMasterMind1: i wouldn't be surprised
cpujeff122: whoops
cpujeff122: that might explain it
TheMasterMind1: -rw-r----- 1 root chaos 2.0G Feb 1 18:09 kingsofchaos. com
TheMasterMind1: oops
cpujeff122: are you not rotating your logs?
TheMasterMind1: time to log to /dev/null again -
#742 + ()/10 - [ Report ]
eugene ('05):so i used to hear all the shit about chabra, and how much she sucked
eugene: then, i met a god-honest punjabi-speaking indian college prof
eugene: i still haven't recovered from 'what's that metal thing on your pants?'
i thought they taught you all about d-rings in engineering class at the Indian Instute of Technomancy -
#5389 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
<eharmon> then again, compiling things is my job
<eharmon> so
<eharmon> maybe I should run gentoo for practice :P
<nwatson> but then your life would just be one long never ending fit of compilation
<nwatson> you'd get up one morning and try to compile your shoes or something -
#3727 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Thoreau in English with Mrs. O'Brien on the day of a physics test.
Mrs. O'Brien: You know, Thoreau says that he took a course in navigation, but that he never got into a boat.
Mrs. O'Brien: He says, "I may have learned a few physics equations related to navigation..."
Class: *moans*
Mrs. O'Brien: Oh, that was a terrible thing to say, wasn't it? -
#1556 + ()/9 - [ Report ]
corno56: well, my advisor wrote back to me
corno56:
Thursday Afternoon at 3:30 PM.
See you then
corno56: ummm... i have class until 4
JasonGJi: lol doh.
JasonGJi: skip class!
corno56: not a chance
JasonGJi: just this once?
corno56: somehow i don't think skipping class to meet with my academic advisor is very impressive -
#1531 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Williams alg2/trig class, handing our a quiz
Mr. Willaims: Today's quiz is going to be collaborative.
Class: *cheers*
Mr. Williams: It wasn't supposed to be, but first period complained that is was really hard so I changed it.
catwood: ...so first period got screwed?
