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#134 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
Geoff: woodrow wilson is funny
Geoff: he's like "hey, germany, we're neutral. let us use the oceans!"
germany: okay! *sinks american vessels*
america: damnit, germany!
germany: sorry! *sinks merchant vessels of all nationalities*
america: hey!
germany: whoops! *sinks hospital ships*
america: oh, that's it. time to tear the motherland a new vagina. -
#5993 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
Mr. Ero: You know what I don't understand? Half of you are taking the AMC 12. You're PAYING MONEY to take a MATH TEST. And yet here I have these math tests I wrote that I am giving you for FREE. You should be happy. You're getting a math test and you don't even have to pay for it!
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#5811 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// 7th period Acio Chem 1; Dr. A is talking about his college days.
Dr. A: Just wait 'til you get to botany... It is the most. Boring. Thing. I've ever done. And my professor? He talked to the plants. Like, you know the speakers you play music from? He would put all his plants on them. And I asked him, you know, "why are those plants there?" and he's like, "they can hear the music; they can feel the vibrations," and I'm like, "okay, whatever turns you on..." -
#5307 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// Donohue passing back test corrections in AB Calc
Donohue: I graded these nonstop all weekend! I even dreamed I was grading them at a wedding. It was my own wedding and I was grading papers!
Donohue: My mom had fainted and her body was lying across the pew, and as soon as I saw she was okay, I went right back to grading papers. -
#4308 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
Dr. Dell: You see, if you take the derivative of position, you get velocity, and if you take the derivative of that, you get acceleration. Does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?
Student in the back of the room: Uhhhh, is that Jerk?
Dr. Dell: Yes sir. You see, Jerk is this concept...
*Student in the front interrupts*: Dr. Dell, what is the derivative of Jerk then?
*Dr. Dell glares at student for a moment*
Dr. Dell: Let's see. A SON OF A JERK?!?! -
#3706 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
// Health, talking about decision making: whether or not to spend the night at a boy/girlfriend's house
Student: Well you could go to the drugstore and pick up protection and stuff...
Dr. Deivert: Protection and stuff? What, so like, protection and milk? And then you're set? -
#2522 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
// In Anthro, talking about religion, powerful figures, etc.
Mrs. Hurowitz: So there's Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy...
Student: The Tooth Fairy trades teeth for money to buy drugs.
Mrs. Hurowitz: Yeah, that's why she takes your teeth. She has none left because she did too much crystal meth. -
#2084 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
Nathan Watson: i was bored, so i started taking some kind of "should you go get IT certified?" quiz thing on monster.com
Nathan Watson: Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a000d' Type mismatch: 'cint' /it/certquiz/answer.asp, line 31
Nathan Watson: i thought for a minute i had to fix it
