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#1458 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// Discussing possible internships during Mrs. Seavey's class. She is trying to suggest that we could volunteer for an election campaign because, well, there is an election this year.
Mrs. Seavey: What important event is going to take place this fall?
Student: ... Thanksgiving? -
#1449 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
// Preparing to play handball in PE
Mr. Hodges: Okay, guys, I want you to split into teams of 7. And I want each team to have 3 girls, 3 boys, and 1 other.
Class: *stares in shock*
Mr. Hodges: By "other" I meant that you'll need one more person to be goalie, and that person can be a boy or a girl.
Class: *sigh of relief* -
#626 + ()/37 - [ Report ]
Dareth8: Gaack. My hands are all shaky 'cause I just chopped some hedges with an electric saw. Electric stuff makes hands shaky.
TheDarkFuzz: So does caffiennksae
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Dareth8: /grin
Dareth8: I hate it when that happens.
TheDarkFuzz: These hands, they're liable to KILL ALL HUMANS.
TheDarkFuzz: KILL THEM ALL.
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TheDarkFuzz: IT IS ALL RIGHT. WE ARE IN CONTROL NOW. -
#496 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
// After a rally or class meeting
K: Wait, TJHC?
D: ... Homecoming?
K: Ooooooooh...
D: Yeah, took me a while too. At first I thought it was like marching band or something. Y'know, like, the Colonials and stuff.
K: Oh yes... the Thomas Jefferson Harching Colonials.
D: Or Thomas Jefferson High Cool! for Science and Technology. -
#5186 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// In Philosophy, John is wearing a fedora and Dave is wearing a bright green fuzzy hat
Mr. Lamb (to John): Usually in movies if someone is wearing a hat like that, they're the con man or professional gambler or something.
Mr. Lamb: And when someone is wearing a hat like Dave's they're usually getting locked up somewhere.
