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#1148 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
Ms. Stevens: ...and in the spring, we'll go outside and watch the plants have sex. Yes, we will all watch the plants having sex - actually, you will measure the amount of sex they have and record it on your sheets. Actually, I was hoping that this maple out there would show us how plants have sex, but it's not cooperating, it's not even dropping its leaves! Sometimes I just want to go out there and shake it. But anyway, we will watch them have sex.
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#241 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
**Allison pretends to hit on Megan**
M: I'm sorry, I find Orlando Bloom waaaay too attractive to switch sides. But I'll always be your straight girlfriend.
A: But he looks like a girl! It's not much of a stretch
M: True.
A: I mean by a large stretch you look like Xena.
M: What do you mean large? I'm sexy!
A: Well you have the hair, but not the eyes, and not the uhhhhhhh
M: Yes.......... Okay, so I'm not well endowed does it matter?
A: You make up for it in ass.
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#3800 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// In HUM I, talking about trench warfare and World War I
Mr. Majeske: ... it was long and deadly.
Nader: That's what she said!
// Class bursts out laughing, Mr. Majeske stops and glares at Nader
Nader: Oh, you say it when there's an innuendo.
// Mr. Majeske walks over and pretends to bang his head against the wall
Mr. Majeske: World War I was long and deadly.
