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#1839 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Sailor Moon
Philliam: btw, jupiter was the hottest one.
Paul: I liked pluto
Philliam: Loser.
Paul: shut up
Paul: it's not my fault you don't go for power
Paul: she stops time
Paul: who the hell stops time
Paul: come on
Philliam: She has a big fucking stick
Paul: does she make you jealous? -
#1394 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// Group of students talking about Mr. Torbert
A: Mr. Torbert is definitely the coolest teacher ever.
B: Yeah, but I have never seen him in clothes other than a blue shirt and khaki pants.
A: No, I saw him in shorts and a syslab shirt over the summer.
C: Yeah, because the laundromat burned down. -
#978 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
Ms. Brazell: There's this oil that I remember in French, but not in English
*Consults French-English Dictionary*
Ms. Brazell: Interesting, it seems that it translates to 'Seed of Rape'
*Writes SEED OF RAPE in big letters on whiteboard*
Ms. Brazell: It would be interesting if a visitor walked in right now. -
#420 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
Mr. S. Rose: So, my friend told me this joke yesterday. How many Texas Aggies does it take to eat an armadilla?
// The class falls silent.
Mr. S. Rose: Three. One to eat the armadilla, one to look down the road to the left, and one to look down the road to the right.
// Unnatural silence. A kid raises his hand.
Kid: What's a Texas Aggie? -
#5250 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// An anecdote about a feminist he once met.
Mr. Torrence: I held open the door for her, and she said, "I'm perfectly capable of holding the door open myself."
Mr. Torrence: She gave me a look as if I were patronizing her.
Mr. Torrence: I was just a little Southern boy! That's just what we did.
Sam: You don't know how she was raised!
Sam: You can't judge her!
Mr. Torrence: Yes... I can.
