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• #1441 + (−7)/27 - [ Report ]

  // German 1 class, playing concentration - "Mannschaft" in German means team
  Mrs. Vaden: Ein Punkt fuer Philips Mannschaft!
  Class: Augh!
  Mrs. Vaden: What? did I add the points wrong?

  Tags: vaden

• #964 + (−7)/11 - [ Report ]

  // Found in an AIM window upon arriving home, in its entirety
  
  Martin Elthon: hello
  AntarcticPhoenix <AUTO-REPLY>: ...
  Martin Elthon: hmn
  Martin Elthon: you appear to not be thinking
  Martin Elthon: or have turned into a potato
  Martin Elthon: one of the two
  Martin Elthon: actually, they go hand in hand
  Martin Elthon logged out.

  Tags: martin_elthon nathan_watson

• #951 + (−7)/9 - [ Report ]

  MuKowz: this is like playing blues clues, except Blue (you) isn't barking when i get closer to the clue

• #870 + (−7)/7 - [ Report ]

  wagefiltefish13: whatever, it's just halloween
  wagefiltefish13: unless you're getting drunk at a wild party, it's not that much fun   

• #801 + (−7)/9 - [ Report ]

  // In response to a preplayed "80 Atari games" CD at EB Games
  Andrew R.: It's like the internet!... but on a CD... and less of it.   

• #651 + (−7)/9 - [ Report ]

  mireiyuincorsica: ... what the heck is an .ogg file?
  thedantran: it's an audio file
  mireiyuincorsica: the last time i checked Ogg was the caretaker at hogwarts

• #628 + (−7)/9 - [ Report ]

  // Upon examination of a mouse that came with a computer.
  "But... it's wired! And balled!"   

• #527 + (−7)/13 - [ Report ]

  // Someone has just observed that a student is arrogant (a no-duh-type observation)
  Dan Wright (sarcastically): [Student's name]? Arrogant? I submit a "jigga-wha?!"

  Tags: dan_wright

• #318 + (−7)/11 - [ Report ]

  // In reference to northerns0ng's beard:
  twinofmunin: you people and your face-rats.
  NorthernS0ng: it is my moat. it keeps the lusty wenches at bay.   

• #192 + (−7)/7 - [ Report ]

  pillar of chaos: they punished the women by making them wear buildings like hats? 

• #102 + (−7)/11 - [ Report ]

  // Doesn't make sense if you haven't read Their Eyes Were Watching God... we were doing skits in English.
  
  Me (Katie T): Mah husband's been gittin' nunkie with Nunkie in the cornfields!
  David (Woolston): He's been gittin' what?
  Me: Nunkie!
  David: Wit who?
  Me: Nunkie!
  David: Where?
  Me: In the cornfields!
  David: Wit who?
  Me: Nunkie!
  David: He got some what wit Nunkie?
  Me: Nunkie! In the cornfields!
  David: Well, I-god, Ah says you should fahnd yoself a big cookin' pot, go after that Nunkie, and give Nunkie some nunkie of her own!   

• #73 + (−7)/13 - [ Report ]

  Markst0rm: hey
  Markst0rm: i get out sometimes
  Markst0rm: when they let me out

• #53 + (−7)/19 - [ Report ]

  // For you AP Spanish people. Don't try understanding it if you're not taking Spanish.
  thedantran: is the essay a timed writing?
  mireiyuincorsica: i got the impression yes
  thedantran: I thought she was saying we were going to write about a timer
  thedantran: then I read the prompt
  mireiyuincorsica: lol!!!!
  mireiyuincorsica: si yo fuera un timer
  mireiyuincorsica: sonó todo el dia.
  mireiyuincorsica: insistiría en que la gente baila por lo menos diez minutos con yo en la mano antes de que termino de sonar.
  mireiyuincorsica: no quieres que yo sea tu timer.

  Tags: spanish

• #5878 + (−6)/26 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing Archetypal Theory
  Ms. Orser: Now, what is a temptress like? Very sexy, attractive, she lures the hero in. She's usually a few years older than the hero, but not so much older that she isn't attractive.
  Student: So, according to this definition, would Sarah Palin count?

  Tags: english orser

• #4967 + (−6)/28 - [ Report ]

  Willie: I didn't eat any food at prom. I did drink water though cause I was hot. As always.
  Ming-Yee: In what sense do you mean that?
  Willie: In the "you want me, you need me, oh baby, oh baby" sense.

  Tags: ming-yee_tsang willie_nicklas

• #4448 + (−6)/24 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing  Louisiana Purchase Quiz
  Sleete: I thought this quiz was pretty interesting; it had the reverse effects of the Louisiana Purchase. After 'spending' time teaching the material, there are still more blank answers than 'occupied' ones.

  Tags: sleete

• #4047 + (−6)/40 - [ Report ]

  // Ms. Seavey doing attendance
  // Richard is sick on this day and called two friends asking for the IBET homework
  Ms. Seavey: Does anyone know where Richard is today?
  *Silence*
  Ms. Seavey: He didn't call anyone? Does anyone live near him?
  *Silence*
  Ms. Seavey: It amazes me that people can go through four years of TJ without making any friends.

  Tags: seavey

• #3412 + (−6)/18 - [ Report ]

  A: You know how portable media players are called PMPs? They should make it interactive and call it the portable interactive media player, or the PIMP.
  B: Isn't that a PSP?

• #3168 + (−6)/14 - [ Report ]

  Brian: Look up a guy named Jenner.
  Renjie: Oh, is he the guy who developed smallpox?

• #2091 + (−6)/20 - [ Report ]

  Brian Terrill: Stop!  No more orifice carrots!

  Tags: brian_terrill

• #1943 + (−6)/22 - [ Report ]

  // In Precalc
  A: Since it's squared, it touches, right?
  B: Yeah, and if it's quinted, or sexed... wait...

  Tags: precalculus

• #1888 + (−6)/22 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Osbourne: You'll find that in this class I like to use natural logarithms, because, well, they're more... natural.

  Tags: osbourne

• #1802 + (−6)/30 - [ Report ]

  John: i wish i had cake.
  John: all i have is, skittles and tapioca pudding.
  John: .......THEY WILL BECOME ONE

• #1658 + (−6)/22 - [ Report ]

  Jack Breese: also, I'm getting interference with my new speakers
  Jack Breese: every time the screen changes, they make a sound
  Jack Breese: I'm trying to resize windows so I can play music with the interference by using alt-tab

  Tags: jack_breese

• #1566 + (−6)/28 - [ Report ]

  A: This boy told his mom he was using his laptop to do his homework, but she came into the room and found that the homework looked suspiciously like CS.
  B: ...I don't get it.
  A: You know what CS is, right?
  B: Yeah.
  A: What is it?
  B: (in a "duh" tone) Computer science.
  A: Er... Counterstrike?
  B: ...

  Tags: tj

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