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#488 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// Logan is using beowulf (a computer in the syslab)
Alex: You're not using Antigone? You're cheating on her!
Logan: I can't, someone else is on her. She's being raped.
Alex: And so you go off and use some other computer? You bastard!
Logan: The rules aren't the same for computers as they are for people.
Alex: Oh, you say that, but don't get mad when one day you see Antigone off frolicking with, say me.
Logan: Computers don't frolick! -
#425 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
// In Techlab
Latimer: I've changed for the better. From now on, instead of saying "no", I will say, "that's an excellent idea." I'm going to be more positive!
Alex: Mr. Latimer, can we not do projects this year?
Latimer: Ooh...
Matt: Mr. Latimer, can we have doughnuts?
Latimer: That's an excellent idea! -
#303 + ()/44 - [ Report ]
// In the lunch line at the National Science Bowl
Logan: My favorite chemicals are methyl hydrazine and 1,3,5-triazine.
Anon: Methyl hydrazine, CH3N2H3. What's 1,3,5-triazine?
Logan: Three hydrogen cyanides joined in a ring. Or, you could, of course, flip one of them to get 1,2,4-triazine.
Anon: I see. And you could flip another one to get.. oh, wait, that puts you back where you started. Well, my favorite chemical is 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine.
Logan: What's that?
Anon: Caffeine.
Logan: Oh! I see. That is a popular chemical.
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Logan: Y'know, if caffeine were an illegal drug, TJ would be like Columbia. -
#188 + ()/42 - [ Report ]
HellHawk123: Busy planning to be spontaneous.
HellHawk123: i love that
xCake273: it actually makes sense
xCake273: cause he PLANS to be spontaneous
xCake273: but the acutal being spontaneous part is spontaneous
HellHawk123: k it was supposed to be a simple oxymoron
HellHawk123: BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP -
#4392 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Regarding Chem I worksheet
Dr. Jones: So we have this empirical formula HO. Oh, that sounds kind of funny. So we have this HO, and to get this molecule here *points at board* we have to take two HOs. Well, actually, maybe they should stay apart. Two HOs together are never good... -
#4388 + ()/39 - [ Report ]
// In AP Government, Mr. Torrence is talking about the wardrobe malfunction at the Superbowl
Mr. Torrence: People were upset because there were children watching.
Mr. Torrence: As if children haven't already seen mammary glands...
Mr. Torrence (aside): Once you get old enough to appreciate them you can't see them anymore... -
#3505 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Struck's US/VA class talking about Elizabeth I of England.
Struck: And her nickname was the "Virgin Queen".
Struck: Although...there has been some speculation that that nickname wasn't very accurate.
Struck: But afterall, what would Virginia be if she wasn't called the "Virgin Queen"?
Student: "Whore-nia"? -
#3398 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// Class gets their comparative religion tests on primal religions back
// Mr. Lamb writes "Diseased" on the blackboard
Mr. Lamb: Pratik, what does that say?
Pratik: "Diseased."
Mr. Lamb: Okay, because on the test you wrote about ancestor veneration and how people worship the diseased...
Mr. Lamb: "Oh ye with pox!" -
#1554 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
// Sarah catches a grammar error in Mr. Potoker's 9th grade health class.
Mr. Potoker: Well, it's not my fault. The county gave it to me. I'm usually pretty good with my letters.
Class: Your letters? Don't you mean words?
Mr. Potoker: No, I mean letters. One letter in particular: "F."
