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#5633 + ()/46 - [ Report ]
// In Majeske's class playing Jeopardy. He has just given a clue about a Charles Dickens novel.
Student: Great Expectations!
Majeske: Yes! Don't you just love the wedding scene where...
Student: Oh, I didn't read it. I just watched the South Park episode.
// Majeske bangs head on podium
Majeske: I have just understood the meaning of the word 'demoralizing.' -
#5319 + ()/44 - [ Report ]
// In Geosystems, students are learning about different winds.
Mrs. Schmid: The band around the equator is known as the doldrums because sometimes the wind completely dies down, meaning ships are stuck because they can't go anywhere. This is where the expression "to be in the doldrums" comes from, because if someone says that to you, it means you're lethargic. Without motivation. Apathetic. In other words, you're a senior. -
#4610 + ()/42 - [ Report ]
// Discussing literature, Mr. Zack is puttering around somewhere in the back of the classroom.
Mrs. Maclean: Yes! I shoved my copy of Moby Dick into the incinerator of my dormitory in college!
Lexie: I ripped up a copy of As The Future Catches You!
Jeremy: I participated in a burning of the APUS textbook!
Mr. Zack: Jeremy, you're going to HELL. -
#3112 + ()/52 - [ Report ]
// During our first period Spanish class
Senora Pou: Oh yeah, guys, I was beaten all the time when I went to Catholic school, I was a bad kid!
John P: You thinks that's bad?! My teacher when I was younger used to pick us up by our necks and tell us to be quiet!
Senora Pou: And you still haven't learned to be quiet? -
#2832 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// While discussing philosophies of Le Petit Prince *everything is said in French*
Mme. LaSalle: Tell me: what are your dreams? What makes you believe in yourself?
Nicole: IT IS MY DREAM TO BECOME A CAMEL! Without water, without friendship, but only the flaming sun and the endless desert stretching before me like a deep, sandy paradise.
Mme. LaSalle: Uhm... heh. That's really... interesting. Anyone else?
