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#1525 + ()/42 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the LORAN unit in Precalc during lunch
Mike: But Graham, don't you want to be an engineer?
Graham: But I still don't see why we need to learn all about LORAN... now everything is just done by GPS!
Jaskot: Ah, but what if everyone lost power and the GPS didn't work?
*pause*
Graham: Then the LORAN wouldn't work either.
*pause*
Jaskot: Aha. -
#4769 + ()/65 - [ Report ]
// SLOBS with Dr. Dell during lunch. Dr. Dell writes a problem on the board which requires an estimate.
Dell: I want to be clear on what I mean by an estimate. When I say "you suck very very much," and I ask you to estimate how much you suck, I do not want to hear "I suck very very VERY much." It has to be within the correct order of magnitude.
Steven: Can we say we suck as much as your mom?
*Laughter. Dr. Dell is silent.* -
#4656 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// After drawing a problem on the board in which a car is tied to a tree by some length of rope, and a force of 226N is acting on the rope, Spitz raises his hand.
Scholla: Yes?
Spitz: I was just wondering if those were fig trees.
Scholla: Fig trees?
Spitz: Yeah, because then it wold be 226 Fig Newtons. -
#4218 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Physics, Mr. Rose is lecturing when Mr. Scholla comes in suddenly
Mr. Scholla: Mr. Rose, will you go to homecoming with me?
// Leaves as the class giggles
Mr. Rose: You know, some guys let themselves be wrapped around their girl's finger. Me, I don't let that happen *winks* -
#3502 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// Talking about elaborated and restricted code in HUM2
Mr. Miller: So I once had a kid in Manassas who kept telling these kids to pass him some jayyynxhkzee. And I had no idea what he was talking about. This is an example of restricted code! Does anyone know what he was saying?
Class: ...
Mr. Miller: He was talking about JUNK! I never would have known! I thought he was saying a derogatory word for women, so I told him to stop. But now that I know what it means, I can use it in the correct context and understand the restricted code. For example, Nadar, can you give me your junk?
Nadar: *gulp* -
#2806 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
Dr. Walker: Now these bank turn problems probably won't show up in the unit test. They take up far too much time and are very complicated.
Dr. Walker: However, if they do show up... YOU'RE SCREWED!!!
Dr. Walker: So learn it anyway.
// Proceeds to write up the solution to a bank turn problem that takes up 2 white boards
