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#3098 + ()/56 - [ Report ]
// In Linear Algebra, reviewing how to do matrices on calculators
Ms. Webb: Okay, and for those of you with TI-89s: You can find matrices under Apps, or you can enter one on the Home screen.
Ms. Webb: Let's try it with brackets. Does anyone know how to enter the matrix?
Jamie: Yeah, but I thought the whole point was getting *out*.... -
#2656 + ()/46 - [ Report ]
// In Sra. Mateo's Spanish 3
*Dan's phone rings*
Dan: Oh crap. . . *takes out phone* It's my mom!
*Sra. Mateo takes phone and accepts the incoming call*
Sra. Mateo: Habla Sra. Mateo.
...
*She hands the phone back to Dan*
Sra Mateo: I think she's talking to me in your language. -
#1382 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// Alexa finds writing in her Requiem score that says "This is boring and ugly" and "666", and points it out to Mr. Frels
Mr. Frels: Oh, that's my music!
Alexa: ...but here it says "I worship the devil"...
Mr. Frels: Yeah; I'm going to start the FDWA, Fellowship of Devil Worshipping Athletes. -
#331 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// An AIM conversation with Dan Wright.
[Dan]: I AM RUNNING OF TO RUSSIA TO FIGHT FOR THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF COMMUNISM
[Amy]: Fine. Run "of" to Russia.
[Dan]: OF TO RUSSIA
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[Dan]: WE DO NOT TYPE WELL IN RUSSIA
[Amy]: ...Technically, that should be in Russian.
[Dan]: WE DO NOT USE BOURGEOIUS CAPITALIST SPELLING
[Amy]: Or capitalization?
[Amy]: Capitalization is too capitalist.
[Dan]: DAMN RIGHT -
#5440 + ()/53 - [ Report ]
// In Smith Physics
Mr. Smith (facing away from the class): So I've got K, q and uhh...uh..
Jay: R.
Mr. Smith: Thanks whoever that was, Jay or Ed..you sit right next to each other...
Jay: It was me, Ed's asleep.
Mr. Smith: Oh okay, well thank you, Jay.
Mr. Smith: ...go to hell, Ed. -
#4317 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
Chhabra: How was your weekends, guys? I spent two hours pulling out weeds and that killed my back
*goes on about this for several minutes, when Ed Cai cuts in suddenly*
Ed Cai: I have green balls growing in my backyard.
Chhabra: You have green balls growing in your backyard?!? Are they fruit or something? Fruit is bad for my back too when they go in the soil and make little trees--
Ed Cai: No, they're weeds.
Chhabra: They're weeds?!?
*they argue about this, then Ed changes his mind*
Ed Cai: Actually, they kinda look like brains.
Chhabra: Balls, brains, all you need are brawns and you'll have human males growing in your backyard! -
#4234 + ()/47 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the Great Awakening in APUSH
Sleete: There were some major groups during this time. Those who resisted change were the Old Lights and those that favored change were the New Lights...
Sleete: ...and those that drank a lot were known as the "Bud" Lights
// Class laughs
Student: Really?
Sleete: What? Of course not! That was a joke! Please don't write that on the AP Exam
