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// Ravi is sitting in the SysLab writing on a card.
Ravi: *Jumping up from chair* I NEED a girl!

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// In the middle of a COTI meeting...

Andy: WHY DO WE HAVE TO KILL OFF ALL THE AUSTRALIANS?!?!

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Corey: They were like 'Did you know you had no right kidney?' and I was like 'Nooo....'

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Alex Simon: Is JMU a university?

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// During summer compsci, Ariel is having trouble with her program, a "dice game".
Ariel: See, it's "Rolling" or randomly generating the number, but the picture isn't showing up!
Michael (upperclassman aid): NO DICE!!

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Random Person: If you study sociology, does that make you a socialist?

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Yoosin: I don't fit for society. I'm too normal.
Mike: Wait, you think you don't fit in because you are too normal?
Yoosin: Yeah, I don't have any mental problems or anything. I don't fit in.

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// LJ comment thread on marching band

whiskeredguy: *images 100 TJ students, marching down the field, all with wheeled Steinway Ls in front of them* And the announcer says: "Ladies and gentlemen, we now present the Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology Precision Piano Marching Band!"

futuredm: A little part of me just died.

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// McRich HUM - discussing the lyrics of Miriam's song from the Prince of Egypt
McCarthy: If you believe in God, believe in God! If you believe in yourself... believe in yourself...

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// An LJ entry

This morning, while half-asleep, I really put my foot down regarding...myself.

"Me: I don't want to go to work! I hate it and it sucks! Blah blah blah blah blah!
Myself: OKAY! I GET IT! I know you don't like work, so shut up about it!
Me: You suck!
Myself: No, you suck!"

Fortunately at this point NPR woke me up.

Really, the whole thing would have been a lot less surreal if part of me had not been represented in this argument by a stick of butter.

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Joe: "Oh, right, conservation of energy... Well, I guess we're back to square one."

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renleve: I've overclocked my underwear

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// While browsing around CMU web style guide
alexv: no wonder all their websites look so good.. they tell you what to do
website: "The official red Carnegie Mellon wordmark is a fixed element. It should always link users back to the Carnegie Mellon home page."
twiz: always... "if you jack with us, we will kill you"

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// While discussing the word "callipygian"
Kif: Please don't tell me you were comparing shapely butts with your fellow English teachers!

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A: If you stab somebody with potentiometers, can you change their resistance?

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twinofmunin: i find the most terrifying things on the internet: "An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator."

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thedantran: car has seen half the internet.
twinofmunin: half?
twinofmunin: more than half
thedantran: ...

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pillar of chaos: man
pillar of chaos: you scan the entire Internet
pillar of chaos: and the entire Internet tries to ping you back

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angeldesignpro:
UVA Engineering = good, but not great
CMU Comp sci = money shot

CMU = neat and different
UVA = TJ2: TJ's Revenge

CMU = dance parties
UVA = sorrow

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// About a teacher who games a lot
wonderlandist: he's awesome
wonderlandist: one of our friends
wonderlandist: tried to sneak into his class
wonderlandist: and sit there
wonderlandist: and he caught him
wonderlandist: and was like here Ill write you a pass
wonderlandist: and gave him one
wonderlandist: and on our friend's way out
wonderlandist: the teacher went
wonderlandist: You got pwned brother
wonderlandist: I pwned you

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twinofmunin: yes
twinofmunin: i think i am gonna elope with you
twinofmunin: k?
jgrafton: um. that's a bit sudden
twinofmunin: ;_;
jgrafton: you said that just to use the cry-face, didn't you?
twinofmunin: no.

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twinofmunin: there is no end to my absorbyness.

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TheDanTran: mehhhhhhhh
Andrew Deason (SirQuackingston): how does a meh sound that long?
TheDanTran: erm, sorry...
TheDanTran: *meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

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logicnerd411: mrh?
logicnerd411: what's with your internet?
sHARD: a lot
sHARD: a lot is with my internet
sHARD: Sometimes is really friggen slow, other times its just offline
sHARD: It's up, it's down, hell, it's even sideways

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Mrs. Springer: One of the main influences on "Brave New World" was the philosophy of Karl Marx.  Can anyone tell me who he is?
Eddie: That's easy.  He's the guy with the beard.
*Mrs. Springer rolls her eyes.*
Mrs. Springer: However, an important philosopher for the modern world is John Locke.
Quinnlan: I know who he is!  Wait a minute... he's that guy on "Lost"!
*Mrs. Springer groans*