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#3640 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// At Juniors' counselor meeting.
Ms. Spencer: So does anyone else have any examples of sexual harassment?
Aviv: Well, I was at the mall, and this girl came up to me.
Everyone else: *laughter*
Aviv: She said these guys were making nasty comments about her and wanted me to tag along with her and 'protect' her.
Everyone else: *applause*
Spencer: Now, now, we can't applaud until Aviv tells us if he provided protection!
Danny: Or used protection! -
#2307 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// Electricity Demonstrations in Physics
Mr. Forbes: You know, we can show how this works.
Class: Awww...
Mr. Forbes: They say no one can ruin a good book like an English teacher. Well, no one can ruin a good demo like a physics teacher. First off, let's discuss the symbolism and motivation of the Van de Graaf generator. -
#1615 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// During a class about population genetics...
Mrs. Stevens: Pretend that we put you on an island and told you to mate with each other.
*Class titters*
Stevens: Now, you would have certain preferences, so certain traits would... What?
*More giggles*
Stevens: Oh! My goodness, I'm sorry. Pretend that you are all Schmoos, and we put you on an island to mate.
*More lauging*
Stevens: Okay! A group of schmoos are on an island, and...
Student:*quietly* Haha, schmoo sex... -
#4943 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// Mrs. Waterfall explaining to CHUM how with age comes the ability to get away with pranks.
// On telephone with Security Office, after Mrs. Waterfall has seen custodians on the roof fixing something.
Waterfall: HELLO!! This is Milde Waterfall, room 205 calling to report VERY suspicious activity.
Waterfall: It is currently 1:35 and 25 seconds! There are several men on the roof, who we suspect are terrorists!
Waterfall: We have not confirmed yet, but they may be armed!
Waterfall: We have closed the blinds, locked the door, turned off the lights, and are lying underneath the desks.
Waterfall: Please send help immediately!
