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// In AP Gov, Mr. Zack is telling the story of why the Department of Labor building is the Frances Perkins building...
Mr. Zack: Frances Perkins was the first female head of the Department of Labor under Franklin Roosevelt, and she served for 13 years. So in a way you could say that Frances was in labor for 13 years...
Erin: Mr. Zack, did you tell us that story just so you could make that joke?
Mr. Zack: Yeah, pretty much. -
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// In the AP Chem Princeton Review section on "Descriptive Chemistry"
CRACKING THE DESCRIPTIVE CHEMISTRY SECTION
The best way to crack this section is to take control of it. That is, you should choose the kind of equations that you are most comfortable writing and look for them among the choices. Approach the section the way a wolf approaches a herd of cattle. There's no point in attacking the biggest bull in the herd if you can grab five stragglers without a fight. The key, of course, is to spot the stragglers. -
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// In Geosystems after three snow days and an early dismissal as well as two power outages
John Sherwood: You know, counting last week, we've spent about three weeks trying to do this lab. Maybe, you know, force majeure, not meant to be...
Mrs. Schmid: I see the lips moving, but there's no words coming out
John Sherwood: Sounds like the problem's on YOUR end. -
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// In philosophy class, while talking about people with superstitions and common assumptions
Mr. Lamb: Those people know these things but they don't have knowledge with a capital T.
// Class starts laughing and some people tell him that there's no T in knowledge
Mr. Lamb: What? Oh... I, uh... shut up... -
#4953 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// In AP Physics. Some kid in the front row is asleep at his desk.
Dr. Dell: So if you combine these two equa-- *notices sleeping kid*
Dr. Dell: ...
*pulls out nerf ball gun, pelts the kid*
Dr. Dell: WAKE UP!!
// later
Dr. Dell: It's not the sleeping that bothers me. It's the loud snoring. -
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< bvargo> PHG: do you see why I diss windows though?
< PHG> bvargo: when you use it in ways that are fairly unexpected? no
< PHG> its like..oh man my car doesn't work so well when fording rivers
< PHG> what a piece of crap
< dyllad> PHG: Well, I figured there was a _reason_ it was called a Ford
