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#3925 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Acio is explaining about solutions
Dr. Acio: If you leave milk in the fridge for three to four weeks, you'll notice that it'll separate into two parts: the curds, and the whey.
Student: Just like Little Miss Muffet!
Dr. Acio: ...Yes, but about the solution...
Student #2: Wait, why didn't they just say "milk" instead of "curds and whey"?
Student #3: It wouldn't have rhymed!
// Class descends into a poetry discussion while Dr. Acio facepalms. -
#1491 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// Christine is discovering things about herself
Christine: Did you know that if you press on a spot on your arm, it'll turn white?!
Brian: It's called YOU'RE BLOCKING YOUR BLOOD FLOW you retard!
Christine: Oh... when I was in 5th grade, they told me that it happened to me cause I was multiracial... -
#5341 + ()/56 - [ Report ]
// Compsci, talking about numbering system with Mr. Rose
Mr. Rose: Why do we use base 10 numbers?
Student A: Because we have 10 fingers.
Mr. Rose: Why do the Mayans use base 20 numbers?
Student B: Because they have 10 fingers and 10 toes.
Mr. Rose: I heard the Sumerians used a base 60 numbering system.
Mr. Rose: They must have looked really funny! -
#4590 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
Dr. Acio: I once had a roommate who took organic chemistry with me. He told me that there was one concept he didn't understand until he was so drunk one night that it all came to him, and he thought "Aha!"
Student: Does this mean you're encouraging us to get drunk?
Dr. Acio: NO! -
#4337 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// In AP Gov, discussing Habeas Corpus and how police procedure varies by locality.
Mr. Lamb: ...but if you're in Sweedunk, Missouri or somewhere like that, and the sheriff says, "I don't like your types. I'm throwin' you in jail," you can say: "Habeas Corpus! Habeas Corpus! I demand to see a judge!"
Mr. Lamb: Then he'll say, "Sure, my brother Cleetus is the judge. He'll be in later. He don't like your types either."
Mr. Lamb: ...Then you're probably screwed. -
#3894 + ()/52 - [ Report ]
// While talking about time management:
Ms. Rosenblum: You could get wax shower crayons and study in the shower!
Student: "What have you been doing in the shower for an hour?!"
"Studying for biology!"
Ms. Rosenblum (quietly): That sounds bad... better than studying for health...
