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#3693 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// In AI while Mr. Torbert is giving a lecture
// An announcement over the PA declares a level 2 lockdown drill
PA: Will all non-crisis-management security staff please secure the hallways...
Torbert: "Non-crisis-management security staff"? Isn't that like non-instructional teaching staff...? -
#3277 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Torrence is talking about the Cedarfest riots and has just cleverly referred to beer as a "social lubricant."
Mr. Torrence: However, I would warn you not to use beer as any other type of lubricant.
Mr. Torrence: It _will_ _not_ _work._
Mr. Torrence: ...
Mr. Torrence: ...I am talking about in your car, of course. -
#2674 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
Mr. Sacks: So hypothetically, if you're 22 and you have a wife and a child, and absolutely nothing else in modern day and you're given the choice to go back in time and become a hunter-gatherer, do you do it?
Someone: You have a wife right?
Mr. Sacks: Well she's more of a mating partner.
Sam Zhang: Can you have multiple mating partners?
-laughter-
Eric, smiling: So you're sleeping in a car?
Mr. Sacks: Eric's like, 'Yeah! I'm sleeping with a woman!'
Mr. Williams: Oh, that happened to me once... -
#1784 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
*students all say what they did over the memorial day weekend*
Mr. Rosenfeld: I had a great time with my family, especially since my wife's husband took over the chore of playing with the kids...
Students: Your wife has another husband...?
Mr. Rosenfeld: *stutter*
// He meant to say his sister's husband -
#1774 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Maney, before showing the class the movie Thirteen Days
Mr. Maney: Now, beware. This movie is PG-13 because of language. The Kennedys cuss a lot. That’s what the Democrats do when they get mad about something. The Republicans just steal money, but the Democrats cuss. -
#1724 + ()/65 - [ Report ]
// UVA students invade! Ack!
coccinelle6205: do you know what "Pwn3d n00b" means?
greenchocobo84: "pwn3d" means "beat you" and "n00b" means "one without experience"
greenchocobo84: why do you ask?
coccinelle6205: my T.A. wrote that on one of my friend's homework assignments. -
#1650 + ()/61 - [ Report ]
// Sophomore Ethics Day
Mrs. Lodal, talking about ethics in relation to the internet: ...And...things you do on the internet when no one's looking over your shoulder...
// Entire room slowly starts quietly laughing and giving each other looks, Mrs. Lodal doesn't appear to realize why.
Mrs. Lodal: ...Because internet bullying is getting to be a bigger problem... -
#1597 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// In a Driver's Ed powerpoint presentation...
Slide Title: FIRESTORMS
-Save yourself; leave all women and children behind.
-If you can't escape, go do something you always wanted to before you die a fiery death.
Next Slide: THE ARRIVAL OF THE ANGEL OF DEATH
-Repent immediately. -
#1502 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// Physics, Dr. Walker is talking about what he'd like to do to model electrostatics.
Dr. Walker: What I'd like to do is put all of the fields into Excel and make it three-dimensional, then export it to CAD and make a 3D model of the electric field!
Jaskot: Is this what you do instead of grading our tests? -
#893 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// In AP Physics, Ms. Lady needs to talk to a student
Ms. Lady: Can I grab him for a second?
Dr. Dell: Please don't, I'm sure it's against county regulations.
Ms. Lady: Oh, I won't LITERALLY grab him...
// Leaves with student
Dr. Dell: *mutters* Can't trust these counselors.
