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#5821 + ( )/51 - [ Report ]
// during a particularly uneventful class, when Kalki was absent
Will: *writes "cowkey" on the whiteboard*
Richard: *writes "(calc)i" on the whiteboard*
Kat: *begins drawing a phone on the whiteboard*
Divy: *begins drawing a key on the whiteboard*
// a few minutes later
On the whiteboard: calc-y cowkey (calc)i (calc)^e calc*(mc^2) cowlkey calc*(P/V) KalkV/R callkey (picture of telephone and key) -
#693 + ( )/24 - [ Report ]
Saewind: let me tell you about my friend Katie
Saewind: (actually I have enough friends named Katie to populate a small island)
Saewind: "Quadrants, Katie, you devide them into quadrants!"
Saewind: "Qua-- wha?" *proceeds to blink* "I'm not naked... OH LOOK AT THAT CUTE PUPPY!!!" -
#3109 + ( )/32 - [ Report ]
// smalekgh: the lesser nerd; fsufitch: the greater nerd
fsufitch: oh my goodness
smalekgh: the super bowl
smalekgh: I know
fsufitch: today at the library i saw this huge tome of all of John Williams's composed songs
smalekgh: WTF
smalekgh: oh
fsufitch: ...
smalekgh: nevermind
smalekgh: ... -
#4248 + ( )/110 - [ Report ]
Sam Sohn: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!
Zeming: nice
Sam Sohn: IT'S NOT NICE
Sam Sohn: AND I NEED TO GET A TRAP NOW
Sam Sohn: OR A CAT
Sam Sohn: BECAUSE IT'S GONNA CRAWL ON MY BED
Sam Sohn: AND I DON'T WANT TO WIN THE BIOLOGY GAME
Sam Sohn: WITH A FUCKING QUADRUPED
Sam Sohn: Holy shit did I just say that??? -
#3270 + ( )/50 - [ Report ]
urmomsface7: you know what you need?
urmomsface7: a proshmandovka
OxyMoronic11: A what?
urmomsface7: it's russian for manwhore
OxyMoronic11: I don't want a manwhore...
urmomsface7: i meant it to mean like
urmomsface7: a boy who is awesome
urmomsface7: but b/c it's me
urmomsface7: it came out manwhore
urmomsface7: .....and in russian