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• #3423 + (−5)/53 - [ Report ]

  // In the morning by the buses
  Ms. Holliday: TGIM!! Thank GOD it's Monday!

  Tags: holliday triangle_lady

• #2941 + (−5)/25 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Green: And now I will be collecting your Scarlet Letter essay response yearbook. Wait, um, I mean Huck Finn log.

  Tags: green

• #2853 + (−5)/41 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Glazer: The problem is that there have been recent budget cuts, because of what has been happening with property taxes. So, if you want to get more money, just ask everyone to move to Fairfax County to raise property taxes to give us more money.

  Tags: glazer

• #2644 + (−5)/43 - [ Report ]

  // Brian Terrill, in response to James McConnaughey's facebook post about getting a new bed:
  I touched a sheep once. It left a handprint like in those SERTA matress commericials. I chased the sheep around until it was full of handprints.
  
  That's my contribution. If you read it, you can't un-read it.

  Tags: brian_terrill james_mcconnaughey

• #1962 + (−5)/23 - [ Report ]

  // Jeff Liu and Robert Kalb discussing SAT Verbal scores
  Jeff Liu: Damn white people!
  Robert: I'm half white.
  Jeff: Your other half is .... "Kalb...." .... Sounds Arabic to me.
  Robert: Dude - the "Kalb" is the white part. I'm half Filipino!

• #1894 + (−5)/25 - [ Report ]

  Evan: *Walks into school on the first day in a ridiculously cheerful mood. Proceeds to immediately slip and fall on recently buffed ground.*

• #1804 + (−5)/23 - [ Report ]

  Spencer Fogg: Tell me how a species can be good without guns or computers.

  Tags: spencer_fogg

• #1471 + (−5)/11 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Maney: KARL MARX IS LIKE A HULA HOOP!

  Tags: maney

• #1205 + (−5)/9 - [ Report ]

  Ren: I'm going to expect your unconditional surrender, on the grounds that you don't have eyes or a mouth.

• #918 + (−5)/19 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Blackwell: You wrote here 'the nude man', so tell me what exactly is the difference between a nude man and a naked man?
  Student: Um...naked sounds dirtier?

  Tags: blackwell

• #916 + (−5)/17 - [ Report ]

  AntarcticPhoenix: you know how google has a custom "Google" image on their homepage every holiday?
  TheDanTran: yeah.
  AntarcticPhoenix: I2 should definitely do that.
  TheDanTran: mention anything about Intranet
  TheDanTran: damn.

  Tags: dan_tran nathan_watson

• #861 + (−5)/11 - [ Report ]

  Afifah- "it was awful! i was almost about to cry. my mom hid the instant coffee again!"

• #774 + (−5)/5 - [ Report ]

  onLI SAilor: yeah, you know me
  onLI SAilor: knowledge whore
  onLI SAilor: what book WON'T I do?

• #567 + (−5)/9 - [ Report ]

  Dan Tran: Wikipedia... it's like Crack Online™

  Tags: dan_tran

• #480 + (−5)/7 - [ Report ]

  twizmer: like, dances are not actually all that much of a party.
  twizmer: esp. with me because I have that arthritis thing so I'm like "dance dance ok I'ma sitdown for the rest of this"

• #396 + (−5)/9 - [ Report ]

  Car: x86 [asm] is more fun!
  Mr. Strong: 'x86 is more fun'...you have a perverse sense of humor.  I appreciate that.
  Car: *nods*   

• #302 + (−5)/5 - [ Report ]

  Mark: It's so blurry.... Shit, where's my glasses?

• #228 + (−5)/13 - [ Report ]

  Andrew: Timbuktu is in Africa, and Maryland apparently.
  Dan: I think Timbuktu, Maryland is a symlink to Timbuktu, Africa.
  Victor: Are you sure it isn't a hard link?

• #211 + (−5)/7 - [ Report ]

  // During the Hum 2 DC field trip.
  Deason: Hey Andrew, your backpack is very small...and feminine.   

• #174 + (−5)/9 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kummer, talking about Congressional prayer: "I don't care whether she said goat or boat or earwax!!!"

  Tags: government kummer

• #167 + (−5)/15 - [ Report ]

  Forbes: Ropes are notoriously stupid. They have no sensory information.

  Tags: forbes

• #147 + (−5)/17 - [ Report ]

  // Commenting on inadvertently typing "yes" in the terminal instead of the IM window.
  Kyle Moffett: "yes no"
  John Livingston: err
  John Livingston: "no"
  John Livingston: yes
  Kyle Moffett: yes
  Kyle Moffett: "no"
  John Livingston: no
  John Livingston: yes
  Kyle Moffett: lots of "no"
  John Livingston: yes

  Tags: john_livingston kyle_moffett

• #117 + (−5)/15 - [ Report ]

  // When asked about SuperComp
  sg1bc: Easy class
  sg1bc: due to latimer being the Teacher.
  sg1bc: :-D
  sg1bc: :-D
  thetaotao: he's a teacher?
  sg1bc: Yar.
  thetaotao: i thought he was just some guy who lived there so they gave hhim a ocomp
  sg1bc: LOL.
  thetaotao: seriously
  thetaotao: lhe dlooks like a homeless guy with some clothes
  thetaotao: whosits there'
  thetaotao: mayb epr0ning   

• #34 + (−5)/17 - [ Report ]

  Victor Mircea (azuran07): Error in stack exec... program name: "Dan", received external kill signal from ./smite.sh on line 3, traceback:
  
  exists(dan) == true,
  smite(dan);

  Tags: victor_mircea

• #17 + (−5)/15 - [ Report ]

  theunknown1m: Imagine slitting your wrists with a PCI card

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