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#4281 + ()/88 - [ Report ]
// Working on a long History assignment
Mark Elias: Oh my god.... OH MY GODDDDD!! IM DONE!!!! four FUCKING hours, down the drain :'(
Gilbert Pitcher: WEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAMPIONS MAH FRIEEEEENDDDD
Mark Elias: AND WE'LL DO OUR HOMEWORK, TILL THE END
Gilbert Pitcher: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS WEEEEEEE ARRRRRR THE CHAMMMPIONS NOOOOOO TIMMMMME FOOOR SOCCCCIALLL LIIIIVES CAUUSEE WE GOOOO TO TEEEEJAAAAY
Mark Elias: - THE BESTEST SCHOOL... .IN THE WORRRRLLLLDDD!!! -
#3744 + ()/64 - [ Report ]
// During a grammar discussion in German, Mitchell raises his hand.
Frau Vaden: Yes, Miles? Oh sorry, you're Mitchell. *Class giggles*
Frau Vaden: Sorry, your names are similar. You both have an "M", an "I", an "L", an "E" and an "S."
Someone: Frau Vaden, there's no "S" in Mitchell.
Frau Vaden: Right, so, Smitchell, what was the question? -
#2998 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
Dr. Wood: So it was very hot during the Symposium, and this girl took off her coat.
Class: *Not really paying attention*
Dr. Wood: And then everyone gasped...because she needed a bra, but she wasn't wearing one...
Class: !!!
Dr. Wood: So, don't act like the salesperson who sold two things at once, a couch and herself... -
#2531 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// Warming up and throwing before Ultimate practice
// Baggy (Mr. Bagden) has been trying to get us to stop being nerds all season.
Sean: Hey Baggy, you know what's crazy? Relativity.
Mr. Bagden: No, really?
Sean: Yeah, but I understand the light clock experiment.
Mr. Bagden: I find you don't really get it until you construct a time-space field--NO! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW! -
#1528 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
// Riding home from wrestling practice, car next to us is blasting rap
Johnny: *acts ghetto*
Sean: Knock it off! You're gonna get us shot.
// At that precise moment, What is Love starts blasting from our stereo
Sean and Johnny: CRAP! *dive for volume control*
Johnny: Yeah, I'm gonna get us shot... -
#1505 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
Lindsay: Paul's birthday was yesterday and I have no idea what to get him. What do boys like to get for their birthdays?
Taylor: Food.
Lindsay: Yeah, but I want this to be something special that he can keep forever and remember me by, you know? So then what?
Taylor: ...Canned food.
Lindsay: *facepalm* -
#1420 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
// Film study talking about when he went to see Saving Private Ryan in theaters
Mr. Pollet: So this guy down the row from us passes out from all the violence, and the girl I'm with tells me to go get help for him and I'm like "HELLO!?! *points to screen* MOVIE!?! Do it yourself..."
