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#5550 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// First day of physics, about to go through role call:
Mr. Forbes: I'm really bad with remembering names. Once, on a third date, when she went to the bathroom, I had to go through her purse and wallet to look at her driver's license. You can only get so far with "hey babe!" and "darling"... -
#4867 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
// Using a peach, a plum, and a nectarine to explain resonance
Dr. Jones: A nectarine does not switch between a peach and a plum! It does not go peach-plum-peach-plum! It does not flash like a sign to a strip club!
*class perks up*
Dr. Jones: *realizing what she said, looks shocked* -
#4866 + ()/61 - [ Report ]
// During the Shakespeare Festival
Actor: Now, what was the first thing you associate with Shakespeare, like before you were familiar with his plays or anything?
Luke: Sex!
Actor: Yes, SEX! There's a lot of that in Shakespeare! Whenever you're reading one of his plays, if you're ever like, "Does this mean what I think does?", the answer is yes, it does. -
#3628 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
//Acio Chem, Dr. Acio is explaining variably charged metal ions.
Dr. Acio: Tin (II) is called stannous, tin (III) is called stannic. Don't do what one kid did and say it's "satanic chloride." It ain't satanic, it's stannic.
A: *mutters* No, there's only one satanic thing in this room and it writes tests. -
#809 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
// I walk up to Mr. Struck, who's talking to another student
Mr. Struck (to the other student): ...there's two boys and a girl, and I'm kind of worried for the girl.
Me: What, is there a menage a trois going on?
Mr. Struck (grossed out): Mr. Waring, I'm talking about my children.
