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#1494 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Hamby is giving a lecture on lunch not being cleaned up
Mr. Hamby: All it would take would be one teacher slipping on an apple and going from vertical to horizontal, and we'd be in separate lunch blocks in the cafeteria.
Tyler (in back of class, whispering): I'd be willing to give up my lunch if Mr. Hamby fell down and had to leave.
Mr. Hamby: Yes Tyler, but I'd come back. -
#1376 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
Sydney: i got a phone call from christie
Sydney: who's apparently in the hospita now
Alex: what?!
Sydney: she and michael and jason went to that thing in DC
Sydney: and she fell down the stairs
Alex: o.O
Sydney: and cut her leg really badly
Sydney: and they're waiting to see if it needs stitches
Sydney: and after this big long gory story
Sydney: she says
Sydney: "can you help me with calc?" -
#3805 + ()/76 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Dell is exasperated because several members of the class are working on laptops and paying no attention.
Dr. Dell: You know what I want to do? On the very last day of school, I'm going to invite everyone to bring their laptops in. And then I'm going to drink four gallons of water and URINATE ALL OVER ALL OF THEM. -
#2540 + ()/102 - [ Report ]
// Talking with a base school friend
Base School Kid: You know, I'd never fit in at TJ. You guys just...aren't normal.
TJ Kid #1: Yeah, we're so far from normal we're tangential.
BSK: See, that's what I mean! You're all weird! You have such a deviant sense of humor.
TJ Kid #2: Sorry.
BSK: Just promise you'll stop, okay?
TJ 1: Fine. Well, anyways, you get used to it. We have pretty standard deviation at TJ.
BSK: Standard deviation?
TJ 1: Yeah, like we're all weird the same way.
TJ 2: *ahem* STANDARD DEVIATION!?
TJ 1: ...Crap
TJ 1: I did it again, didn't I? -
#2167 + ()/66 - [ Report ]
// In Dr. Wood's class, just chilling for a while. Justin has just started playing Counterstrike Source
Justin: OH DUDE CSS IS SO AWESOME! I HAD A DREAM ABOUT IT!
Danny: Was that your wet dream?
Dr. Wood (who had been listening in): Oh! We'll be learning more about those in May! -
#4899 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
// HUM I English
Class: Mr. Williams! Can you sponsor our class!
Mr Williams: Oh God, no! I have enough trouble with the debate team. I mean, I like the debate team, but being a sponsor is very labor-intensive, so I wouldn't want to be the sophomore class sponsor. I'd rather slit my wrists and give birth to a chair first. -
#4376 + ()/61 - [ Report ]
// Class is discussing last night's journal entry on how to deal with confrontations
Ms. Iorga: So for example, what would you do if someone made a racist comment about your race?
*class answers with counselor approved, appropriate messages*
Ms. Iorga: Really? I'd probably just beat them up. Punch them and hit them really hard.
Class: WHAAAT?
Ms. Iorga: Racism just makes me really angry. -
#4012 + ()/65 - [ Report ]
// Coach Ron telling rowers to go to the TJ food tent at a regatta before a race.
Ron: Stay hydrated, stay hydrated, stay hydrated.
Ron: Oh, and stay away from the boys.
Girls Team: ...what?
Ron: Oh I know the games you play. *high pitched giggle* Come on guys! Let's play grab-ass! Teehee!
Ron: AWAY FROM THE BOYS. Now go eat. -
#3504 + ()/61 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Struck's US/VA history class talking about indentured labor (headrights) being the basis for plantations later in history.
// Mr. Kummer is watching the lecture from the side
Struck: See, they had indentured labor, where they worked for no pay.
Struck: Sound familiar?
Kummer: Are you talking about us?
