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#5407 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
Mrs. Seavey: So class, let's being by discussing the last book of A Tale Of Two Titties.
*class burts into laughter*
Mrs. Seavey: What's so funny?
*class continues to laugh hysterically*
Mrs. Seavey: I'm not returning to class until you tell me what's so funny.
*student raises hand, and tells Mrs. Seavey what she said*
Mrs. Seavey, A Tale of Two TITTIES?! I've never said that word in my life. Titties. Now I've just said it three times! Let's call the book triple t from now on. -
#5309 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
// Describing his proposed Senior Tech Project
Tom: Much like night-vision goggles, our project would allow you to see something other than visible light. However, instead of seeing a different spectrum of electromagnetic radiation, you would be seeing sounds.
Tom: Of course, we already have LSD for that, but this way you can avoid bad trips.
Tom: *pauses*
Tom: Actually, you might consider it a bad trip if you encountered Dr. Osborne and were permanently blinded... -
#2744 + ()/72 - [ Report ]
Ms. Orser: Your writing should be, my favorite word, provocative. Now, when you hear provocative, what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
Collin Hennegan: Psh, SEX!!
Mic Byrne: Actually, I think about little bears in the jungle.
Class: *Turns to look at Mic*
Mic Byrne: No, I didn't mean it like that. I meant like, when they have those signs that say "Don't provoke the animals..."
