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#1563 + ()/70 - [ Report ]
// After a long dicussion on WWI
Mr. Sacks: So, the most IMPORTANT thing is...
Class: *ready to take more notes*
Mr. Sacks: ... who watched American Idol last night?
*class discusses various singers*
Mr. Sacks: Oh yeah, something really important though...
Class: *pays attention*
Mr. Sacks: ... who watched last night's episode of Lost? Fill me in, I missed it. -
#1001 + ()/78 - [ Report ]
Macs: so i went to ATI's website cuz i need a new mobo and memory and xmas is around the corner, and they just put out they X1800 card, the slogan of which is "A new realm of visual velocity" and I click on it and they have this little flash intro which opens with "D/T=V: Increase your velocity"
Philliam: NO
Philliam: NO
Philliam: NO PHYSICS
Philliam: NONE
Philliam: NONE AT ALL
Macs: so i decided to buy Nvidia -
#5095 + ()/77 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Forbes makes a math error while discussing derivatives
Class: Oh! Oh! You didn't divide by dt!
Forbes: Ok, ok! You know, when I was teaching at a lower level high school, I used to offer students 1 bonus point for typos, 2 points for a math error, and 5 points for a conceptual error. Naturally, this had their eyes glued to the board the whole class.
Class: *jaws hit the floor in disbelief*
Forbes: Of course, I can't give this opportunity to you guys, because you'd have 4 billion points by the end of the first quarter.
// 2 minutes later
Student: You forgot to distribute delta x.
Forbes: Dammit! -
#4608 + ()/67 - [ Report ]
Mr. Green: You all know what menstrual shows are, right?
Class: *awkward silence*
Mr. Green: You know, where they sing and dance?
Student A: Ooooooooooh! MINSTREL SHOWS!
Mr. Green: Wait, what'd I say?
Student B: Menstrual.
Mr. Green: *pauses* I'm trying to see how that would work... -
#3193 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Story-time in compsci...
A: So we were at Starbucks and then this girl who's college-age comes in screaming that she can't sit outside because it's awkward.
Mr. Auerbach: Awkward?
A: Yeah.
Mr. Auerbach: How can it be awkward outside? Was it like raining ex-boyfriends?
Class: ... -
#3121 + ()/71 - [ Report ]
// Amanda is wearing a very short skirt
Sra. Mateo: You know, I should call your parents and tell them to not let you wear that. You do realize there is a dress code at this school?
Amanda: But it was a gift...
Sra. Mateo: Do you have any idea how many gifts I have at home that I can't wear? -
#2526 + ()/79 - [ Report ]
// Three club officers (who are juniors) are setting up an event with 10-15 freshmen
// Two of the officers leave to get supplies, leaving the rest with nothing to do
Third officer: Soooooo, um... you guys excited for APs? Oh wait...
Freshmen: Erm, no, not really...
O: Ooh, how 'bout SOLs? You guys have those, right?
A freshman: Actually, I don't have any because I'm in precalc and took bio in middle school.
*awkward silence*
// Freshmen begin discussing their robots from tech class
O: Wait, you guys do stuff in tech now?!
...
O: I didn't think I was supposed to be on this side of the generation gap until a little later...
