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#4571 + ()/73 - [ Report ]
// DBQ Question: Analyze the effectiveness of political compromise in reducing sectional tensions in the period of 1820 - 1861.
Mr. Struck: So these are all examples of compromises that helped reduce sexual tens--
Class: HAHAHAHAHA.
Mr. Struck: *bangs head against his cubicle* I MEANT SECTIONAL TENSIONS! -
#3742 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Secret Snowflakes in WHG2 with Mr. Sleete (who's wearing red)
A: We should have Secret Snowflakes!
Mr. Sleete: Secret Snowflakes?
B: Nondenominational Secret Santas. Actually, why don't we just call it nondenominational fat guy in red with a big white beard?
Mr. Sleete: ...
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#3329 + ()/83 - [ Report ]
Mrs. Chhabra: So does everyone understand titration? It's like I have five little duckies, and I want to split 3 of them. So I take the three duckies and cut them each in half. But I didn't split all five, I split three of them! And those three are divided, but its not six, its 3! It's like I have one ducky-leg in one hand and one in the other...
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#1779 + ()/79 - [ Report ]
Senior: Freshmen are always so stupid! Like, once at the beginning of the year, I was walking down the hall and I heard a freshman say, 'Hey, I think you're in my English class,' and the second freshman said, 'Yeah, I am.' Then the first freshman said, 'Oh, me too!' and I was like 'ohhh my god...'
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#4158 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// In Summer chem during the electrochem unit, Acio makes a comparison of a voltaic cell to rubbing wool socks on the carpet. DJ raises his hand.
DJ: So does some chemical reaction happen in your body when you do that?
*Acio stares for a minute*
Acio: *sarcastically* Yes...your sperm count goes down.
Acio: And now all of you guys will beg your parents to get hardwood floors.
