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#1219 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// During Mr. Kummer's AP Gov class
Kummer: One of the roles of the media is Scorekeeper. They like to use lists and numbers a lot. Go to the supermarket checkout aisle and look at the magazines there. They are covered in numbers. Like one might read:
"32 Ways to Make a Juicier Turkey"
"8 Ways to Have a Better Sex Life"
"17 Ways to Have a Better Sex Life with Juicy Turkeys" -
#1113 + ()/80 - [ Report ]
Mr. Sacks: You guys can work in the hall, cause apparently that's the cool thing to do.
*Kari nods jokingly*
Mr. Sacks: Kari's gonna go in the hall, cause she's cool.
Student 1: Mr. Sacks wants to be like Kari!
Mr. Sacks: That's exactly what I want to be... a skinny Asian girl.
Kari: Should I be offended?!
Mr. Sacks: No, no, *raises hands* I meant slender. -
#3572 + ()/71 - [ Report ]
// While in Street Law, the class is doing an exercise that involves the law "no vehicles allowed in the park"
// One case involves electronic wheelchairs used by the disabled, which do fit under the definition of vehicle
Mr. Zack: All right, so who thinks the wheelchairs are in defiance of the law?
// Several students raise their hands
Mr. Zack: You heartless bastards... -
#689 + ()/71 - [ Report ]
// About James Madison (who was about 5' 2") (hence, "Little Jimmy") and the constitutional convention
Mr. Kummer: So Little Jimmy was like the TJ perfectionist student. He took really long, detailed, comprehensive notes which he reviewed every morning outside the convention room. Naturally, this was silly of him but nonetheless good for us.
However, Little Jimmy apparently had a really hot wife, and whenever they held parties, Little Jimmy would go upstairs at like 8:00, sit in his bed, and read a book. Meanwhile, Dolly stayed downstairs all night and was apparently the life of the party. Nobody knows what exactly she was doing because Little Jimmy wasn't there to take notes. -
#5737 + ()/70 - [ Report ]
// In an introduction to Hamlet
Mr. Green: Okay, now imagine that your father has just died --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and your uncle's marrying your mom --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and you won't go to college --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and you won't have internet --
Class: WHAT??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mr. Green: ...you barely gasped when I told you your dad died, but you just can't live without the internet?
