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#2833 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// While trying to figure out the meaning of a word in french that should have sounded like "annihilate"
Mme. LaSalle: Come on, it sounds just like the word it translates to in English. A-An....
Nicole: OOH! I know! ANTEATER!
*class laughs approvingly*
Mme. LaSalle: *facepalm* -
#2690 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// Anthropology, Homecoming Week, talking about how people dressed up as (or how they didn't dress up) for "Count Me In" day. Mrs. Gecan isn't dressed for the theme
Mrs. Gecan: (to a student who isn't dressed up for the theme) So? You're not wearing any numbers?
Student: No...uh, my watch has numbers on it!
Mrs. Gecan: Oh! So does mine! -
#2653 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
datruaznlegend (9:18:45 PM): and WHY is my taskbar disappearing whenever i do windowskey + d?!
datruaznlegend (9:18:53 PM): it's supposed to minimize only progs ffs
datruaznlegend (9:18:57 PM): not the damn taskbar
fsufitchi (9:19:24 PM): o_O
fsufitchi (9:19:37 PM): and check the phase of the moon and the animal in the chinese calendar
datruaznlegend (9:19:40 PM): ...
datruaznlegend (9:19:43 PM): *blink*
fsufitchi (9:20:03 PM): take those, add them together, and take the limit as Q approaches -3.6
fsufitchi (9:20:27 PM): then chant the magic spell, throw the ox bones, and lock and unlock it
fsufitchi (9:20:33 PM): the door, i mean
fsufitchi (9:20:38 PM): then click on the taskbar
fsufitchi (9:20:39 PM): working?
fsufitchi (9:20:40 PM): no?
datruaznlegend (9:20:42 PM): and
fsufitchi (9:20:44 PM): did u chant the spell right?
datruaznlegend (9:20:43 PM): umm
datruaznlegend (9:20:45 PM): u smoking?
fsufitchi (9:20:50 PM): no
fsufitchi (9:20:55 PM): i'm reading the windows manual
datruaznlegend (9:20:58 PM): o
datruaznlegend (9:20:58 PM): ok
datruaznlegend (9:20:59 PM): nvm -
#1267 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
// HUM class, talking about random things as usual.
History teacher: Yeah, neutron stars collapse upon themselves until they are smaller than this piece of chalk, *holding up chalk* but they are extremely dense and millions of tons heavy.
English teacher: Wait... i thought mass has something to do with density? -
#939 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
Jack: You know what's hardcore?
Jack: Smoking alcohol.
Jack: If you can smoke alcohol without getting burned, you are the hardest of core.
Menke: You know what else is hardcore?
Menke: Smoking GASOLINE.
Jack: And you know what else is hardcore?
Jack: Your mom. In bed. Over the internet. But not for free! With your uncle and a dog. Some restrictions may apply, not valid in Canada.
...
Jack: You know what else is hardcore?
Jack: Captain Planet.
All: YES!!!! -
#833 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
Shannon: Why do my ovaries want to kill me?
Geoff: Spawn more ovaries!
Shannon: ... but then I would turn into an ovary zombie.
Geoff: Spawn more ovaries!
...
Shannon: What would an ovary zombie eat?
Geoff: Well, lots of things, changing with random mood swings. First they'd go argh, chocolate! and then argh, ice cream!
Geoff: They'd bleed alot too...
Shannon: Yes.
Nathan: ............... o.O -
#761 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// True story
A sure sign you're a sys lab geek:
You go into the windows command prompt and immediately type in 'ls'.
You then curse for five minutes because 'ls' is not a windows command.
You then type in 'alias ls=dir' and curse for five more minutes because 'alias' is not a command.
You spend the next half an hour looking for the windows equivalent of 'alias' on the internet.
You type in 'doskey ls=dir' and then you type the following commands in:
cd Desktop
cd School
cd APCS
cd Javacraft
javac @compile -
#294 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
Jack: hmm
Phil Arevalo: Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way...
Man. So this is what procrastinating for 9 months gets you.
// In reference to the AP Bio Ecology Packet
Jack: didnt get the abortion in time -
#83 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
Andrew Wang: stepmania next, cause I couldn't get the pads to work. I think they might be broken
Arucard: hey i bet i know what ur problem is
Arucard: i bet you symlinked /dev/input/js0 to /dev/fd0
Arucard: >.<
Andrew Wang: yea. I so did that.
Andrew Wang: except NOT
Andrew Wang: def.
Andrew Wang: dude, that would be like...you write data to a floppy, insert and mount it, and thats like: left
Arucard: HAHAHAH
Arucard: its really hard to get a song cleared
Andrew Wang: yes. it'd be excellent.
Andrew Wang: you'd need 4 floppy drives
Arucard: no, no
Andrew Wang: and automounting. def.
Arucard: oh yeah
Andrew Wang: I think that would be an interesting experiment
Arucard: HAHAHA U SHOULD DO IT
Andrew Wang: step one: write a driver that uses FOUR FLOPPY DRIVES to emulate a pad
Andrew Wang: right.
Andrew Wang: step two: Make four floppy disks, each with their own direction, eg "left" "right" "up" and "down"
Arucard: hahahaha
Arucard: push in the floppys right on time
Andrew Wang: step three: play stepmania in linux, by rapidly inserting and removing floppies from floppy drives
Arucard: or a few seconds ahead of time
Arucard: cause it hast to detect and mount
Andrew Wang: step four: fail. and fail much.
Arucard: hahahahaha
Arucard: =D
Arucard: i bet u could pass
Andrew Wang: on..beginner...
