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#1548 + ()/74 - [ Report ]
// In FrosnSun's AIM profile
girls can be described 3 ways:
beautiful
single
mentally stable
unfortunately, only a max of 2 of the characteristics can be present at one time
it has been pointed out that it is possible for all three traits to be present, but as newton has taught us, infitesimally small increments of time can be rounded to zero and ignored -
#1534 + ()/84 - [ Report ]
// The Mr. Rose loop?
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Brian: Well I-
Mr. Rose: Run it again.
*brian runs it*
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Brian: I think its-
Mr. Rose: Run it again
*brian runs it*
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Brian: My Syste-
Mr. Rose: Run it again
*brian runs it*
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Mr. Rose: It would be much better if it looped, wouldn't it?
*Mr. Rose makes a X on Brian's yellow sheet*
*Brian takes out System. exit(0) from his code*
Brian: Mr. Rose, it works now
Mr. Rose: Wonderful!
Mr. Rose: Now your iterations are messed up!
*brian groans* -
#4676 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Discussing stoichiometry shortcut
Dr. Acio: There are five steps. The first step is formula writing, so if you haven't memorized your polyatomic ions yet, you get to step one and you're already screwed. By the last step you'll be owned. And I'll just be going through your test looking at all the ones you got wrong, saying "Owned. Owned. Owned." -
#3902 + ()/73 - [ Report ]
// Student takes Mr. Billington's picture on BlackBoard and uses it as a desktop background. Billington happens to notice his picture on the student's desktop.
Billington: Well... what's this?
Student: It's your photo, Mr. Billington. You look very handsome in there.
Billington: Well! Isn't that nice! -
#3256 + ()/81 - [ Report ]
// Watching a movie about Stalin
Movie: He decided to go by Stalin - Man of Steel.
Mr. Sacks: That's what I want to go by. Man of Steel. Hey, what's Man of Steel in Spanish?
Student: We don't learn anything useful in Spanish.
// Mr. Sacks leaves class
// Later
Mr. Sacks: *stops movie* Okay class, it's 'hombre de acero.' All together: hombre de acero. That's what you call me when I start doing my pushups. -
#2945 + ()/77 - [ Report ]
// Student searches through many papers, looking for homework.
Student: Mr. Stueben, I found my homework!
Mr. Stueben: I'm sorry, but you're too late.
Mr. Stueben: You know, there's an important lesson here.
Student: Get organized?
Mr. Stueben: No, the lesson is the teacher is mean.
Mr. Stueben: Maybe get organized a little, but mostly the teacher is mean.
