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#957 + ()/84 - [ Report ]
// During MUN in-house Nuclear Power Round, only the USA, Hungary, Sweden, and the Moon remain
Hungary: ... and we send the flying deer to soar over the USA and rain disease on all their citizens.
USA: Too bad for you, we just annexed Canada, which while adding nothing at all to our overall military readiness provided us with a safe haven from your death-bringing deer. We call upon our army of sharks with frickin' 'lasers' to destroy Hungary from the sea, and annex Alpha Centauri.
Moon: Due to the fact that Santa lives on the moon, all of the flying deer come home to us and Hungary is no more.
Hungary: What?!? You can't do that!
Chair: Yes, they can, but Santa Claus is now dead, so no more of that.
Moon: Santa Claus can't die!!
Chair: Well, I just killed him.
USA/Canada: We now ally ourselves with Optimus Prime and the Transformers to destroy the moon and all of Western Europe.
Sweden: We erect a shield around ourselves to protect ourselves from Canada, and nuke the entirety of Northern America!
Canada/Alpha Centauri: We annex Couruscant and use our fleet of nuclear Star Destroyers to systemically rid the Earth of all life.
Chair: Alpha Centauri wins. That was amazing. -
#1340 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Talking about an assignment where you have to describe someone in "Chaucerian".
Ethan: Can we use celebrities, like Jessica Alba?
Mr. Richardson: Only if you include a picture.
Marina: Do you even KNOW Jessica Alba, Mr. Richardson?
Mr. Richardson: Of course. Why else would I ask for a picture? -
#1184 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. LaFever's classroom, the class is gathered around a piece of paper with a mnemonic device for remembering the color codes for resistors, "Bad Boys Ravish Only Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly."
Mr. LaFever: Hey, what is everybody reading?
Mr. LaFever: Bad Boys Ravish Only Young Girls But... (trails off)
Mr. LaFever: OH
*crumples paper quickly and throws it across the room to the trash* -
#1072 + ()/93 - [ Report ]
// Y and Z are walking to Y's car
Y: Ok, let's just put this stuff in my trunk.
// Y opens trunk of car, which is filled with all sorts of clutter and stuff.
Z: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?
Y: I'm gonna throw it at people that sing that song.
Z: Oh. -
#254 + ()/79 - [ Report ]
// In English class while talking about whether everything is art or not and using a wide roll of masking tape as an example
Suzanne: Anything could be considered art, but to be art that thing has to inspire emotion. If someone had a traumatic experience where they were tied up in tape, the tape might inspire emotions in that person, so it would be art to them.
// Mr. Richardson holds the roll of tape towards Suzanne
Mr. Richardson: So this roll of tape would be art if I smashed it into your face? -
#4650 + ()/76 - [ Report ]
Sra. Pou: I took your son to his first cock fight in the Dominican Republic, as well as his first casino. He really likes to gamble.
Mr. Struck: Why would he gamble at a cock fight? Isn't that what a casino is for?
Sra. Pou: No... because... the people bet to see whichever cock is better...
Mr. Struck: Ahh... *walks out, then hurries back*
Mr. Struck: That's what she said.
*Sra. Pou looks sad*
