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#4197 + ()/81 - [ Report ]
// During Mr. Kummer's attendance, he asked us to also state what state we'd like to visit during Spring Break
Palmer: I wanna go to Alaska and go moose hunting with Sarah Palin!
Kummer: Well...you gave me three things there...
Kummer: Alaska, which is great.
Kummer: Moose hunting, which I don't see myself doing...
Kummer: And Sarah Palin... which I don't see myself doing... -
#3221 + ()/83 - [ Report ]
// Talking about rising gas prices in AP Gov
Mr. Majeske: We haven't built any new refineries in the US in years, in fact we lost one in Katrina!
Student 1: How big are oil refineries?
Mr. Majeske: As big as my mother-in-law.
*class bursts into laughter*
Student 2: Mr. Majeske, I'm going to tell her you said that.
Mr. Majeske: You can't. She's dead.
*class is unsure what to do*
Mr. Majeske: *quietly* In two plots... -
#3766 + ()/88 - [ Report ]
// Doing a Christmas activity in Mr. Stueben's precalc that involves tearing a folded piece of paper.
Mr. Stueben: So you tear the paper like this. Girls, if you can't tear it, give it to a boy. Boys always have strong hands for some reason.
*Class laughs*
Mr. Stueben: I have no idea what you're laughing at. -
#3724 + ()/88 - [ Report ]
// Eating lunch in Mr. Williams's room. Mr. Williams overhears.
Student 1: Man, you've never had a chance with ANY chick.
Student 2: I've had plenty of chances with chicks.
Student 1: Yeah, and you blew them all.
Student 1: The chances, that is, not the chicks.
Mr. Williams: HAHAHAHA... wait, what? You can't blow chicks! -
#3289 + ()/86 - [ Report ]
Sra Pou: I calculated, and I found out that I'd make more money at McDonald's than here.
Class: !!!
Sra. Pou: And I'd get benefits! Free meals!
A: And you speak Spanish.
Sra Pou: Hey, you're right! Wait, that's racist... *pauses*
Sra Pou: Well then, I'd have a better chance of being a supervisor.
