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#1994 + ()/87 - [ Report ]
// A discussion of Aristotlian tradgedy turns, somehow, to porn
Mr. Williams: When I used to work in a video store people would come up to me and be like "I was looking at your porn section and it seems from the titles that all the women in the videos are skanks. Don't you have any porn with nice women?" -
#4369 + ()/86 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Sleete pokes head into classroom door.
// Mr. Struck is mostly bald; Mr. Sleete is also mostly bald but less so.
Chris Reffett: You must be Mr. Struck's _old_ friend!
Sleete: I'm better looking.
Struck: Did you know you have a crop circle on the back of your head?
Sleete: Did you know you have a crap circle on the back of yours?
*Mr. Sleete walks out; Mr. Struck closes the door and puts the black lockdown cover over the window.* -
#5111 + ()/89 - [ Report ]
// US/VA HUM
// After Glazer makes announcement about how TJ teachers have won an award and we should thank them
// applause, Sra. Pou walks across hall.
Sra. Pou: Hey I didn't hear an applause! Did they clap for you?
Struck: Oh, yeah! We got a standing ovation and evertyhing!
Struck: they even threw money at us!
Sra. Pou: Awwwww.. Spanish people are poor. All my kids threw at me were tacos. -
#3122 + ()/93 - [ Report ]
// In AP Physics, after Dr. Dell wrote a problem on the board for the class to solve
Dr. Dell (writing on the board):
And the disciple said
"How the @#$! do you do this problem?"
And the master said
"Don't cuss at me you impudent fool."
And the disciple kicked him in the shin.
And the master said, "Okay, Okay! Superposition of ring fields!" -
#1709 + ()/95 - [ Report ]
// Lee hands Andy his Pocket PC
Lee: Here, try out this handwriting recognition.
*Andy writes "Andy is really cool" on the touch screen with the stylus. The Pocket PC thinks for a moment and prints out its translation: "Andy is really fool." *
Andy: ... I think I just got owned by Lee's computer.
Eric: Hmm... maybe it DOES have artificial intelligence. -
#1666 + ()/87 - [ Report ]
// During a Spanish test, a kid asks Sra. Pou about a confusing question
Kid: I don't remeber learning any verbs you do in bed.
Sra. Pou: Well we went over one verb you do in bed. I mean at your age, there's only so much you do in bed, I don't get why this is so confusing...
