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#5451 + ()/86 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Maney is subbing for a math class
Mr. Maney: So. I'm subbing for your guys' math class today. *grins awkwardly* I know nothing.
Class: You probably know something...
Mr. Maney: I can do my income taxes. I can amortize a loan. I can do real math like that, but I can't do Algebra.
Class: ...this is Calculus.
Mr. Maney: I TOLD YOU I KNOW NOTHING. -
#1099 + ()/90 - [ Report ]
// Jaskot sends an email to Stogus containing the chem lab they need to turn in
Jaskot (in email): Stogus, email back if you don't get this so that I'll know to send it again
Stogus (email reply): Jaskot, you're a dumbass... (sarcastically) I didn't get the email!
Jaskot (next email): Here you go again. Hopefully you got it this time. -
#4196 + ()/91 - [ Report ]
// In Mrs. Waterfall's class, telling each other our new interests over the summer
// Mrs. Waterfall calls a student's name.
Student: ...Uh. I don't know.
Mrs. Waterfall: No new interest? Come on, you need to think of something.
Student: ...
// A long silence later
Mrs. Waterfall: The only conclusion I can come up with is that you're addicted to porn sites. Why else wouldn't you tell me? -
#3764 + ()/92 - [ Report ]
// Watching "Def Poetry" in English
Teacher: Alright, only some of these parts might be school appropriate.
// She fast forwards through the host's monologue, then stops as the host leaves to let on the first person to read some poetry.
Teacher: Alright, we'll start right here.
Host: ARE YOU READY FO' SOME MUTHAFUCKIN' POETRY?
Teacher: Noooo, you weren't supposed to hear that. -
#3170 + ()/94 - [ Report ]
// On senior switch day; Ed has combed his hair like Mr. Frels and they are sitting next to each other
Amanda: Hmm, your parts go in different directions.
Mr. Frels: Gross! Inappropriate comment! And how do you know that anyway?
Amanda: I'm sitting here looking at them..
Mr. Frels: What? No, gross!
Ed: ...she's talking about our hair... -
#1780 + ()/96 - [ Report ]
Raamin: So, Mr Torrence, out of the three of us, which one is Jessica Alba, which is Angelina Jolie, and which is Keira Knightley?
Mr. T: Well Raamin, you're definitely Angelina Jolie.
R: Wow, I'm suprised you found the woman in me.
Mr. T: Oh I've always been in touch with your feminine side
*class laughs*
Mr. T: *as laughter dies down* Okay, okay, before we go on, I just want everyone to know that I have never touched Raamin, on his feminine side or his masculine side. -
#1752 + ()/98 - [ Report ]
// Students' guess at what the English literature part of the SOLs is going to be like (Frederick Douglass's autobiography was required reading)
Question 1: How black was Frederick Douglass?
A) Kinda black
B) Very black
C) Pretty damn black yo
D) White (like Michael Jackson)
