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#1373 + ()/96 - [ Report ]
// Wil has just spelled something wrong on the poster and is correcting it
Mrs. Wu: That reminds me... Last weekend I had my son's 4th grade project meeting at our house. They had everything done nicely, there was only the title page left. And when it was done it said... "Colonial... *awkward pause*... Vagina". *puts face in hands* Anyway. -
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Dr. Acio: ...So that's why you don't age when you go past the speed of light, because you turn into pure energy, and energy doesn't age.
Student: Wait, but you can't go past the speed of light.
Dr. Acio: Oh, that's what they said with the speed of sound, but we showed them! -
#1435 + ()/104 - [ Report ]
// Roleplaying good conversations in English
Mrs. Bello: You see a fellow TJ student eating all alone and looking forlorn. You decide to do the right thing and talk to them by discussing the topic...
Andrew: *sits down next to lonely kid* So. Is it just me, or are Jessica Simpson's boobs getting bigger?
Mrs. Bello: CUT! CUT! -
#4098 + ()/111 - [ Report ]
Dr. Uston: My name is Dr. Uston. Please call me by this name, and nothing else. DOCTOR Uston.
Dr. Uston: And how do you talk to a DOCTOR? You use formal language. For example, you do not say "hey" or "what's up."
Student: WHASSUP???
Dr. Uston: Excuse me?!!
Student: I mean, what's up in the sky, Dr. Uston?
Dr. Uston: A school of birds, of course! -
#2545 + ()/98 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. William's English class
Student 1: Yeah, they have competitions for reciting pi. They have to take breaks because it goes on for multiple days.
Mr. Williams: Ah, that's horrible!
Student 2: Well, not really... if you're into that kind of thing.
Mr. Williams: Yeah, but you can also be into eating shit and it's still disgusting.
