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#4741 + ()/9 - [ Report ]
// In energy systems, Mr. Kemp is looking for a good example of an adapter. He rummages around the classroom and comes back with a hammer.
Mr. Kemp: All good learning experiences start with a hammer!
Class: *breathless expectation*
*Kemp finds a stray adapter and commences hammering*
Class: YES! -
#3087 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
// In choir, listening to a recording of a German song with a very strong alto section
Mr. Frels: We'll have the first case of steroid abuse in choir--for the altos.
// Later in the song
Mr. Frels: These women sing so strongly because they were raised to bear lots of children. -
#1041 + ()/11 - [ Report ]
// Discussing bad names
Mr. Williams: Oh, what's your middle name?
Teddy: Bruce.
Others: Ooh, yeah, that sucks.
Teddy: Yeah, I was named after an older E. Bruce McNeill.
Williams: Oh that's terrible for a parent to do. I mean, he was probably straight, but it's just sending the wrong message. -
#479 + ()/5 - [ Report ]
twizmer: I cannot bring myself to believe that prom is nearly as enjoyable as just having fun with one's friends.
twizmer: and that'd be cheaper too.
twizmer: it's just a lot of dumbritual.
TheDanTran: so.. do that
TheDanTran: and get murdered.
TheDanTran: uh.
twizmer: you see the dilemma
