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• #1977 + (+96)/96 - [ Report ]

  // In HUM, Ms. Gecan is taking student A's birthday picture (wearing the birthday princess hat).
  
  Ms. Gecan: Okay, now, A. I'm going to take your picture now. First, I'll give you a word, and I want you to think about it, okay? Ready- one... two... three... SEX!!! *snap*

  Tags: gecan

• #1601 + (+96)/98 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Walk: ... so in this equation, the milla in milliamps cancels out with the killa in kilo-ohms.
  Stephanie: Isn't it "kilo"?  Why do you pronounce it "killuh"?
  Dr. Walk: "Killuh" sounds better, almost gangsta.

  Tags: walker

• #5396 + (+97)/109 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Acio: NOVA, where N stands for knowledge and your future is OVA!

  Tags: acio

• #5107 + (+97)/103 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Stueben is looking at syslab screensavers as Andy turns his test in.
  Mr. Stueben: Look at this! It's just hypnotic, isn't it?
  Andy: Whoa...
  Mr. Stueben: *whispers* Follow Satan, kill all your friends, follow Satan, kill all your friends...

  Tags: ai andy_yang stueben

• #4799 + (+97)/97 - [ Report ]

  Arjang: Speaking of earthquakes and the richter scale, is there going to be any scale for our grades this quarter?
  Dr. Woodwell: Well, speaking of natural disasters, I checked your grades last night...

  Tags: arjang_navab woodwell

• #4685 + (+97)/99 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kelly: Now you see how in the movie when the men ask for Gandhi, they're told he is out under the tree. Now what other person of great historical significance gained enlightenment under a tree?
  Class: *mumbles* Isaac Newton...
  Mr. Kelly: That's right, Buddha!

  Tags: history kelly

• #4420 + (+97)/97 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Torrence: My niece friended me on Facebook a little while ago. Now she's a freshman in college.
  Mr. Torrence: Based on what I've seen on her profile, I think that she's forgotten she friended me...
  Mr. Torrence: We're going to have an interesting conversation on Thanksgiving...

  Tags: torrence

• #3985 + (+97)/117 - [ Report ]

  // Juniors taking a practice SOL in US history
  Student: Why isn't 'F' a choice on the bubble sheet?
  Mr. Struck (writes on board): F=A, G=B, H=C, J=D
  Student: No, Mr. Struck, F=ma.

  Tags: history physics struck

• #2790 + (+97)/101 - [ Report ]

  // During the 2007 trip to Six Flags America's Frightfest
  // At the Wii-Experience building, there are 5 operational Wiis, all are being played
  Peter: Okay, who here is NOT from TJ?
  Everyone in room: ...
  Everyone in room: *bursts into laughter*

  Tags: tj

• #2170 + (+97)/101 - [ Report ]

  Wade Gong: Mrs. Chhabra, you suck.
  Mrs. Chhabra: You suck harder!!

  Tags: chhabra wade_gong

• #1726 + (+97)/103 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about APUSH essays that he's graded
  Mr. Struck: I've seen Martin Luther King in the 1700's, Rosa Parks in the 1800's, and Harriet Tubman refuse to give up her seat on the bus... You guys will do fine.

  Tags: struck

• #1723 + (+97)/103 - [ Report ]

  // Regarding the Washington Post article about Ms. Lodal
  Article: "I violated my own core values," Lodal said in the letter.
  Teddy: That means she violated all of us!

  Tags: lodal

• #1314 + (+97)/99 - [ Report ]

  // Fooled into thinking 'cup size' referred to the amount of coffee someone drinks in the morning
  Manish Bhartiya (to principal): What's YOUR cup size?

  Tags: manish_bhartiya

• #4074 + (+98)/102 - [ Report ]

  theplnk: dude
  theplnk: i just
  theplnk: quit my relationship
  theplnk: recently
  theplnk: i was like
  LaMnemonista: oh
  LaMnemonista: did you save first?

  Tags: arielle_kahn diana_fang

• #1156 + (+98)/128 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing gravity, 2004
  Dr. Dell: ...so gravity is a force that is both solely attractive and conservative.  And in my experience, there aren't many attractive conservatives.

  Tags: dell physics

• #784 + (+98)/128 - [ Report ]

  Mr. McCarthy: I was thinking of not giving you homework tonight but I decided against that.
  Brian: Jesus Christ.
  // Mr. McCarthy smashes Brian on the head with a bundle of papers
  McCarthy: Please don't say that, Brian.

  Tags: mccarthy

• #3722 + (+99)/109 - [ Report ]

  // 2005-06: In Mr. Williams' English class playing literary charades
  *Robert picks a topic out of a hat*
  *Robert stares blankly then walks over to the door and begins humping the door knob*
  *Class stares and Mr. Williams bursts out laughing*
  Robert: C'MON PEOPLE! IT'S 'THE RAPE OF THE LOCK'!

  Tags: williams

• #3001 + (+99)/101 - [ Report ]

  // During an American Revolution lecture
  Mr. Sleete: They called themselves the Sons of Liberty. The British called them sons of something else.

  Tags: sleete

• #2850 + (+99)/105 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Wood: I once read a good book called The Man Who Loved Women.  I then watched the movie, which was totally different and X-rated, and I definitely don't recommend that.

  Tags: wood

• #1904 + (+99)/123 - [ Report ]

  // During a lecture about amino acids and the way they form things
  Student: So amino acids are like letters right?
  Dr. Uston: Yes, amino acids are like the 27 letters of the alphabet, they can form an endless amount of words...

  Tags: uston

• #317 + (+99)/101 - [ Report ]

  // Alex is chucking meteors at the earth
  Alex: Let's see if I can hit Brazil.  Oh snap, I hit Peru.
  Andy: You'd make a terrible God.

• #5893 + (+100)/102 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about bringing food for a holiday party
  Glatter: Most of the other rotation is bringing ethnic food.
  Tommy: ... I'm white.
  Glatter: Well, you can bring napkins.

  Tags: glatter

• #4457 + (+100)/104 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Torrence: And who was the President in the 1940's?
  Hannah: Reagan!
  Mr. Torrence: *Facepalm*
  Mr. Torrence: *Opens water bottle. Pours water over his head.*
  Mr. Torrence: What? I can't do it to you...

  Tags: hannah_clark torrence

• #2453 + (+100)/100 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Maney: When I was a young girl, growing up in Switzerland...

  Tags: history maney

• #1805 + (+100)/104 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing a warm-up question
  Stefan: You know the squiggly equals sign? I put that!
  Dr. Walker: You said the answer was '1'
  Stefan: Well, no, the squiggly equals means 'about,' so it's 'about 1!'
  Dr. Walker: Well, I think that makes your grade 'about 0'

  Tags: walker

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