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#4572 + ()/107 - [ Report ]
// A TJ alumnus who now works at Microsoft is visiting the Syslab during 3rd period
Student A: So, are there any top secret projects that you can't tell us about?
Alum: I can't tell you that, but we are just about to release Windows Server 2008 R2 to the public soon, so that's really exciting. You guys should check it out!
Student B: Yeah, I've been running it for 8 months already!
Alum: *glares at Student B* -
#3751 + ()/108 - [ Report ]
// During the middle of Biology class, Mr. McFaden asks Daniel about the stomata
Mr. McFaden: What happens to the stomata when its really hot outside?
Daniel: Um, it closes?
Mr. McFaden: What about when it's really cold outside?
Daniel: Uhhh, it shrivels up?
Mr. McFaden: No, you're thinking about something else. -
#1644 + ()/105 - [ Report ]
Mr. Torrence: So, let's say Dan is blasting his really loud rap music...hey, Dan, can you beatbox for me?
Dan: Umm...no, I can't.
Mr. T: Oh, come on, you're not that white.
Dan: Yes, I am.
Mr. T: Oh, come on, give it a try.
Dan: Why don't you, Mr. T?
Mr. T: No, I can't, I'm not that black.
