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// Summer Chemistry, 2008, Dr. Acio is lecturing
Acio: Some of my students last year said that I should sing songs when I hand back their tests. So I thought *starts singing* "na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" or even better yet "and another bites the dust, and another one gone and another one gone..." *mimes handing out papers* -
#2698 + ()/113 - [ Report ]
// During a lesson on morals in difficult situations
Dr. Deivert: Well, don't ask me about some of these...Mr. Potoker came up with them.
*starts reading off slips of paper* For example..."You think you might have an STD. You are responsible, so you have an appointment with the doctor all set up. However...later that night at a party, a boy/girl that you think is 'hott' --that would be with two t's, class-- comes up and asks if you want to go somewhere 'more comfortable'."
Dr. Deivert (scandalized voice): MR. POTOKER! -
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// Talking about birthdays in AP US
Mr. Struck: Well, *some* of us have decade birthdays coming up...
Natalie: Oh, Mr. Struck, are you turning 40?
Mr. Struck: Natalie gets an A for the year! But no, I'm turning 50.
Collin: Well, at least you get a senior citizen discount.
Mr. Struck: And Collin gets an F for the year. -
#1759 + ()/119 - [ Report ]
// It's raining during districts and everyone put their stuff in their cars...
Coach James: Kayley, where are your warm-ups?
Kayley: What, my pants? Oh, they're in Duy's car...
Coach James: What are they doing in Duy's.....? *holds up hands* Nevermind I don't want to know. -
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// In Drivers Ed, discussing what to do when an emergency vehicle is coming
Ms. Stetson: People who don't pull over for emergency vehicles piss me off! They should pretend like the closest member of their family is in that ambulance!
Nick Brown: Why would my laptop be in an ambulance? -
#5195 + ()/117 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Ero has just discussed self-stereotyping
// Studies show that if Asian girls are reminded before a test that they are girls they will do more poorly, in accordance with the stereotype
// But if they are reminded that they are Asian, they will do better, also in accordance with stereotype
Mr. Ero: So, when you're taking a test, _you're Asian!_
Student: But what should we be when we're driving? -
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// Introducing vectors in precalc
Mr. Auerbach: One common application of vectors is in forces in physics. The units of force are Newtons, also known as kilograms... meters per... something...
Mr. Auerbach: Give me a break, it's been a long time since I ignored Dr. Dell in physics and played Connect Four instead.
