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#715 + ()/147 - [ Report ]
SirQuackingston: I wonder what life would be like if we talked in xml....
SirQuackingston: like
SirQuackingston: <reprimand>Bad Dan! Stop getting distracted!</reprimand>
SirQuackingston: <exclamation>I like cheese!</exclamantion>
SirQuackingston: argh, parse error
SirQuackingston: </exclamation>*
TheDanTran: <statement type="sarcastic">that would be so awesome. let's do this from now on</statement> -
#2197 + ()/117 - [ Report ]
// During a power outage
Some kid in the hall: The toilets still work!
Mr. Bagden: Of course the toilets still work, do you know what would happen if you electrified a toilet?!
// Mr. Rose walks in, in response to Mr. Bagden's comment
Mr. Rose: Did you just say what I think you said? -
#4024 + ()/116 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Ero is giving his end-of-year financial talk
Ero: I'm a 35 year old teacher, I don't have to retire for another 60 years..._30_ years.
*class laughs*
Ero: I'll be like Mr. Rose-- I'll have a hearing aid and yell "stop running in the halls!", except then I won't be joking about it. -
#4902 + ()/118 - [ Report ]
// During the physics wave labs, it is near the end of an afterschool work session.
Mr. Rose: Come on, guys, you have 5 minutes left. If everyone isn't out of here by 6:00, I'll charge 5 bucks per head.
// The students do not listen and continue working.
Mr. Forbes: Make that five POINTS per head.
// Everyone gasps and immediately scrambles to get out
