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// In Health Class, student C is playing with a volleyball after a test.
Mr. Potoker: Hey, C, throw the ball to me. (puts out arms to catch it)
C: (throws it, but Mr. Potoker puts his arms down and lets it hit him in the stomach)
Mr. Potoker: OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT, C?!! Everyone, she threw a ball at me! Assault!
*everyone stares at C*
C: I... wha... -
#971 + ()/125 - [ Report ]
B: Can I borrow a pen to write my Chem homework on my hand?
Dr. Acio: Write it on your face. Then you'll see it when you look in a mirror.
B: I never look in mirrors.
Dr. Acio: Not when you go to the bathroom?
B: I close my eyes in the bathroom.
Dr. Acio: How do you know where you're pissing? -
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// During AP Gov, students are using computers, naturally not doing what they're supposed to
Mr. Blackwell: *walks up behind Student* And what is it that you're doing?
Student: I'm on Reader, a news feed aggregator.
Mr. Blackwell: *blank look*
Student: It saves me the trouble of going to many different sites to check for updates because it collects the news into one place.
Mr. Blackwell: *another blank look*
Student: It helps me to waste time more efficiently.
Mr. Blackwell: Oh, okay. That's fine then.
