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#4595 + ()/143 - [ Report ]
// The PA system has been making loud noises during a repair procedure. When Dr. Dell leaves the room to complain to someone, some juniors get up on a chair and attempt to disassemble the speaker in the ceiling. Dr. Dell reenters the room.
Dr. Dell: What are you doing?
Juniors: Trying to disassemble the speaker.
Dr. Dell: Go ahead and unplug it.
Juniors: The cord doesn't have a plug, it just runs straight into the speaker.
Dr. Dell: Get out of the way. *Gets on chair and rips cords out of speaker*
Class: *cheer* -
#3761 + ()/141 - [ Report ]
// Junior Sexual Harassment Seminar Day
Ms. Greenblatt: Okay, I need a good example of a verbal harassment.
// Kennan raises his hand
G: Okay Kennan, go ahead.
K: Hey Ms. Greenblatt, do you enjoy chili?
G: Why yes I do, Kennan. Why do you ask?
K: Because I've got a red-hot surprise in my pants! -
#3086 + ()/158 - [ Report ]
// Doing extra credit for Geosystems in the Smithsonian fossils exhibit
A: Look, it says that 3 billion years ago the "basic fish" evolved. How is it "basic"?
B: Maybe it didn't have many features? *laughs* Yeah, it's Fish 1.0. What came next, Fish 3.1?
C: Yeah, then you get Fish NT, and after 1,000 years of evolution you got Fish ME.
B: What do we have now? Fish XP?
A: Fishta.
B&C: You win. -
#4483 + ()/150 - [ Report ]
// In AP Vergil, Ms. Conklin is talking about how Aeneas has run into a goddess disguised as a human
Conklin: And Vergil uses words like "dragged from the chest" and "sighed" to show that Aeneas is tired and exasperated, and there's this goddess asking him where he's coming from, and the one question that will bring him so much pain--
Student: What are the social responsibilities of educated people? -
#2064 + ()/145 - [ Report ]
// While conducting a "highly risky" experiment in physics: letting go of a bowling ball hanging from the ceiling and hoping that it won't hit your face when it gets back to you
Mr. Bagden: Does anyone want to give it a try?
Jason Besecky: OH, PICK ME!
Mr. Bagden: What everyone has to remember is that pushing the ball is exerting extra energy, therefore by doing so the bowling ball will swing back to you and hit you in the face. So be careful.
Hayne Chun: Jason, don't listen to Mr. Bagden. Push the bowling ball. I'll give you a dollar.
// Mr. Bagden shrugs
