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#5192 + ()/148 - [ Report ]
// Oshiro is showing how he alleviates stress by bouncing on balls of feet. Elizabeth has joined him.
Dr. Glazer: Hey, mind if I bounce with you?
*bounces on balls of feet*
Elizabeth: This is how Oshiro alleviates stress.
Dr. Glazer: Oh, when I'm stressed I usually just play a game on my phone. What do you do?
Oshiro: Elizabeth dances.
Elizabeth: Yeah, but you can't dance in the classroom...
Dr. Glazer: Sure you can! In math class you can dance with your equations! Look! I'm a cubic function! *Waves one arm over his head and one arm down by his side*
Dr. Glazer: And here's a quadratic function... *waves both arms in the air* ...and square root... *curves both arms in front of him*
Dr. Glazer: And - Look! - I'm an inverse function!
*Leans sideways on one foot while waving arms*
Oshiro and Elizabeth: ... -
#4042 + ()/150 - [ Report ]
// Discussing how to construct superlatives (he's the best/he has the most) in Spanish
Sra. Pou [in Spanish]: Sara has the longest hair in the classroom
Student: That’s not true! Juan has more hair!
Sra. Pou: What? No...
Student: It’s not on his head...
Sra. Pou [in English]: Eww, you pervert!
Student: What...? Eww, no, I mean on his face! He has a moustache! YOU'RE THE PERVERT!
Sra. Pou: Oh... right. -
#615 + ()/162 - [ Report ]
Geoff:
Biology is the art of wet things (fetal pigs), knives (knives), and knifing wet things (knifing fetal pigs).
Chemistry is the art of things that you drink (ethyl alcohol), and things that you really shouldn't drink (fire).
Physics is the art of every fucking thing around you (the sun, the sky, love).
Geosystems is the art of checking your livejournal (F5! F5!). -
#1689 + ()/205 - [ Report ]
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you aogmd34gl3r, type none.)
aogmd34gl3r: keeyoung
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
aogmd34gl3r: tard
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Tard now.
Do you go to school? -
#5349 + ()/149 - [ Report ]
*Girl in Mr. Kosek's class walks in*
Girl: Mr. Lewis, do you have an EEPROM? Mr. Kosek said that you would have one.
Mr. Lewis: Well, do you need a right EEPROM or a left EEPROM?
Girl: Uhh... I'm not sure... I'll go and check.
*girl walks out*
Mr. Lewis: *laughs* EEPROMs are all the same. -
#4204 + ()/152 - [ Report ]
Mr. Torrence: There was actually a person in Soviet Russia whose job it was to determine what size brassieres to make for the entire Soviet Union. So he would authorize the production of "x" many B-cups and "y" many D-cups.
Kevin: Wait, what in tarnation is a "brassiere," and why are we talking about tea cups? -
#3675 + ()/156 - [ Report ]
// The class is talking about Andrew Jackson's disastrous Inaugural Party
Sleete: Now for example, let's say your parents are going away for the weekend and you decide to have a little party. You only invite 10 friends, but how many do you think will show up?
Class: Like... 200
Student: ... Two.
*student looks down at the floor sadly*
