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#2157 + ()/188 - [ Report ]
// French class
Substitute: Okay, everyone.. I only speak English, but your teacher left me a note to give extra food to those who speak the most French.
Nicole: (in French) Fuck this.
Substitute: You there! Nicole, is it? You seem enthusiastic enough... More food for you! -
#1495 + ()/204 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Lampazzi's class is mating fruit flies
Mr. Lampazzi: So on Friday, I turned down the lights and put on soft jazz music to put them in the mood. When I came back this morning, the radio was blaring Black Eyed Peas 99.5 and the Drosophila definitely weren't following TJ's dance guidelines... -
#4011 + ()/193 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Blackwell is subbing for Mr. Struck in US History. Mr. Kummer is in the room also.
Mr. Blackwell: Actually, Mr. Kummer and I were responsible for Lincoln's assassination.
Mr. Kummer: Yeah, we time traveled back to stop it, but we caused such a riot that the guard left his post, so Lincoln was killed.
Mr. Kummer: We've done a lot of that stuff; Kennedy assassination, Archduke Ferdinand...
Mr. Blackwell: We were also responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus.
Mr. Kummer: Actually, that was Mr. Struck.
Collin: And he didn't even have to time travel. -
#1181 + ()/218 - [ Report ]
J: Wow. I got owned by a math test today.
K: What was it on?
J: Like, everything. Here's a sample question: If three students run the mile, given the fact that it was 87.5 degrees that day with a wind factor of 78*34^4.56-8, and one of them was hungry, and one of them has asthma, what are their middle names?
K: Ouch. -
#5757 + ()/192 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck has been a teacher for a looong time
Struck: Auerbach was a senior my first year here, and I had Razzino as a student.
Sangburm: Did you have Mr. Rose as a student too?
Struck: *throws everything off of Sangburm's desk; throws his water bottle across the room* -
#3912 + ()/195 - [ Report ]
Mr. Auerbach: So I'm taking this class at GMU, but the teacher's big thing is really getting middle school boys interested in reading. So he goes around to middle schools and turns the boys on to reading...
Class: *laughing*
Mr. Auerbach: TO READING. That's the key phrase there. TO READING.
